I have been laughing so hard that my stomach hurts! (And since I'm supposed to be working and not reading humorous stories, I've been trying to do so quietly, which didn't help) You are totally hilarious. You are truly gifted.

“It’s my Orc-remover move,” he explains. “It’s a precautionary method against Orcs hiding behind the door. If they’re trying to kill me, they get squished instead.”

Brilliant, I just love your work.

As I lay in bed sick with a summer cold, feeling quite miserable, I came across your story. I can relate. Thanks for the smile.

Very intertaining. I enjoyed that immensely. Very good job. It made me laugh. :-D

if it wasnt 1 am i would b howling with laughter

Made me laugh till I cried. Literally.

Especially this part: Elves are running around. Lindir dashes by with a bucket of water. Glorfindel sprints past my door in the opposite direction, looking scared out of his mind. After a few minutes, the commotion dies down. I can hear Erestor saying, “I didn’t know celery was flammable. Fancy that.”

I tried to cook dinner for my ill brother. Once. 'Nuff said.

I absolutely LOVE it!

Yay! Abuse of Legolas! Take that, teenaged girl stereotypes!I especially loved the "I didn't know celery was flammable." And the eating-of-Elven-ears.

hahahahahahahahahahaha... Poor Aragorn... funny song...

Nelarun of Australia

this is so funny! i must fave this...

Oh my! that was so bloody funny! ahahahahahaha!

AHaHAHAHAHAHA! This story rocks!! I love it muchly!! Definitely going on my favorites!
Mel

Why I persist in reviewing,I'll never know. I've used every single form of praise I can think of when I review your fanfics. I'll just say that you're a splendiferous writer and that you crack me up.

I never knew Legolas could be that annoying. Much worse then my little sister. Loved it. What happens when Legolas tries to cheer up a sick Gimli? Just an idea.

How can anyone be *this* good, lol. Anyway, wonderfully funny and witty story. I love how you have Aragorn and Legolas interact with each other, genius.

Loved the Legolas "precautionary method against orcs hiding behind the door."

Ha! Go Legolas!!

Legolas: ...so...does that mean I can sing again?

Me: NO. I meant da Legolas in the fic...

Legolas:...oh...damn.