*Snicker* That could totally happen.

I'm sorry, I laughed SO hard when I read this chapter for the first time. And I didn't laugh at the story, but the name you gave Vincent. I'm a finn and finnish language has this little word, vittu (a cunt). So you understand my reaction when I first read that Vincent's name was vittu... I laughed my ass off XDD When I reas it second time and now correct I laughed a bit more :D

And about the 'story', this is one of my favorites. I just dunno why. (This review is propably one of the most informative ones you've ever got.. krhm) But yeah, I like it and hope you're gonna still write FFVII fics because I adore them all. And congrats, you have a stupid little fan over there.. somehere... :D

Rotfl. That's brilliant.

I get embrassed buying them, and I am a girl. (It doesn't help that usually it's a guy at the register). I can only imagine what Barret is going through.

I love these! The german Vince one cracked me up XDXD I can't wiat for more

YAY! Another chapter! Whoa, they have a spell check for the review window?? Since when did that happen?? XD Anyway, good chapter entailing just after the game. I love your writing!

And don't you HATE it when S-E puts out stuff like that when you're in the middle of a story?? I started writing "My Happy Ending" when S-E came out with some news implying that Cid and Shera were married after the game -grr- (I have him and her paired with OCs), and I thought I would have to quit. But I just slapped an A/N on there and posted it after MakoRedEye's prodding. XD

And Reeve's offical last name is spelled 'Tsuesti'. You had it pretty much right. XD

I always forget that he 'napped her :<

Sounds like a 'fic all in it's own >__>; ::hinthint::

some extra info: most flying vehicles (and sea vehicles) have a red light on the left side while a green light on the right. that way, it's to avoid collisions in the dead of night. i'd suppose Cid would keep that necessity...

Reeve's surname is Tuesti. yes, official at Square's various sites (and other gaming sites).

interesting way of taking it out and repaying. fits Barett.

LMFAO! Dude, I can remember when I got my period when I was eleven and having to go and buy my own feminine products. Man was it weird. XDD Oh, btw, thanks to you for giving MRE that clip of an English dubbed Cid. OMFG it was smexy!! *grins* Chris Edgarly actually did a pretty good job on that!

Update this chapter soon and go read and review "My Happy Ending" if MRE hasn't asked you yet. XD

Best thing I've ever inspired

OMG THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME! XD

hehehe! that's awesome! XD

You asked for the correct translations, so...

Good God in Heaven above, they're uglier every time:
Guter Gott im Himmel, sie sehen jedes Mal hässlicher aus.

Highwind, my friend, do me a favor and shut the hell up:
Highwind, mein Freund, tu mir den Gefallen und halt verdammt nochmal dein Maul.

"...schließt die Hölle auf." means 'open the hell'.
Instead of "dein Maul" you can use "die Klappe" or "deine Schnauze", but I think the first one is the best choice.
There is nothing like "the hell" as adverb (?) in german, but "verdammt nochmal" is the the nicest translation.

Ha! It finally let me review!

I have liike all of these so far (up to 13). But this is my favorite by far. That banter between Cid and Vincent is so perfect. I thought you characterized them both really well, especially for a one-shot. The humor and violence (the the others reactions to the violence) is great.

I am officially obsessed with German!Vincent now. I never thought of him with and accent or anything but it fits so well! It's just perfect. And so amusing! Now I really must learn German...

This is one of my favorite pieces ever. Thanks so much.

That was a nice one. I like the idea of going into what else they might have been doing on that trip.

For some reason the first line gave me the image of them both using their good arm and shuffling the deck together, both of them :o