OMG!! You HAVE to tell me that you're going to update this someday! UPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATEUPDATE! *continues chanting until drops*
Whew! Seriously! This is awesome and hilarious and I REALLY want to read more of this!!
Pretty please?

freakin hilarious. there need to be more fics like this. are you going to continue?

i snort-laughed at the chicken salad bit. just letting you know ^_^

Absolute love! so what do uwahh and N mean?

Ho... Sasuke didn't come back gay. I mean, he did, but most of all, he came back EMO (rs) Great stuff, please write more. ^^

LoL. Love it.

Oh man...this is now one of my favorite stories ever. Poor Sakura.

Oh my God. I died laughing about twenty times. I DEMAND MORE!

“What’s there to argue?” Kiba asked. “The biggest flame in Fire Country is standing right in front of us. We could toast a marshmallow on this guy.”

Best line ever. ;_; Had me spitting clear across the room.

You are wonderful. Please let me bear your children. Several times over.

Funny, twisted, and messed up beyond all recognition...please, do write more!

I love Tsunade in this. She's TOO funny. And Neji... Neji is awesome! It'd be great to see more, if you plan on it.

omg. XD I love this story. I love it so much... I clicked on it expecting something serious and god this.

BWUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A ha ha ha ha! This is hilarious. Poor Neji. Poor, poor Neji. Shikamaru was absolutely perfect. I know you've already said you may never finish this, but I hope you do. It's okay if it's short- it's just too good to waste. ^_^

BWAHAHAHA!