Nyaha...I got a mental picture of Lucius slapping people upside the head with his purse. XD

“Strange, I didn’t know the first three were in your vocabulary…” Raven blinked, then grabbed a pair of socks off a rack and tossed them at Kate. “Put those on! Then we must find the myrmidons! And after that we shall rage my revenge!”

“Against what?” Erk quarked a brow.

“Hecto-I mean… the BEES…”
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That was the best line. Or series of them.
Perhaps it was... a Death Bee!

Oh so fun.

Well for a start it's Cornwall. But I like it.

Hm, somehow this chapter feels familiar...maybe I'm just hallucinating. O.O

Admittedly, I did like the first few scenes of this. After ranting about how the Soren fandom concentrates WAY too much on his angst-which-is-only-shown-around-Ike-anyway, it was a nice breather. XD

“No.” Soren frowned, “There is a coffee shop near by we can go to.”

“You like coffee?”

“Can’t stand it.”

“Neither can I.”

And that. I loved that.

i cant stop laughing and i am going to fall of my chair!! please updatesoon!

Ho... Reyson and Lucius. They're a perfect combination... *snark* Cross-dressing eunuch... Soren's got a new one for Lucy... and NOW I see where the Serra comment in Greil Mercenaries came from... Eliwood followed WALLACE'S directions and ended up in Tellius... Soren joined them for a week or so... then he left because of Serra... Eliwood left as well, probably after inviting Daein in... and things fall into place. And Reyson as bipolar... GOOD one. Erk and Soren should just... get so fed up that they dump coffee all over their blonde shopaholic nearly genderless charges. And Pent... on AIM... (bold(italic(underline(UH-OH...)... he's already overspent Castle Reglay's money... no WONDER I got that castle XD; Pent sold it! For ONE GOLD and a bag of skittles!

yay randomness... o.0 lucius now acts like a girl, not just looks somewhat like one. o.0 well anyway, since this fic is based on randomness (=D) gj! la la la...

HAAHAHAHAH!!
LOLZ!
:D :D :D

lol! that`s funny! no. he does not want you to buy lingerie. ha ha ha! oh no!the army of white is attacking! that`s hilarious...and boots eating socks...oh man. update soon ok?

“Try this.” Legault emerged from the shadows and walked over to Sain. “It’s a new fragrance called Mistletoe.”
“Where’d you get this?"
“The cabinet with colognes and perfumes.” Legault pointed behind him. “This cologne is guaranteed to have women all over you.”
“Hm… prove it!”
“Alright.” Legault turned to Denning, who was standing there for no reason, and sprayed him with the cologne. Denning blinked and looked at Legault, emotionless as always. “You see that girl over there? I want you to ask her out.” Denning, still thinking Legault was a member of the black fang, obeyed and wandered over to a girl and a bunch of her friends on the other side of the store.
“I have a message for you.”
“Um… like yeah?” The fake bake asked and twirled her hair.
“Meet me on the Dread Isle.”
“O YOU ARE LIKE SO ATTRACTIVE!” The girl screamed and she and her friends all glomped Denning and dragged him off into the mall, never to be seen again until 5 minutes later at a K-mart down the road.
“…See?”
“Wow.” Kent and Sain were both dumbfounded. “Thank you!” Sain grinned and sprayed himself with it. He then marched into the middle of the mall where a bunch of girls were and threw his arms around them. “Ladies come to me! Your true love is here!”
“Ew get away!”
“Get off you pervert!”
“Take this!” The girls all screamed and surrounded Sain and furiously beat him with their purses and bags.
“Ow!…Ladies please-AH!! Not there-OW! KENT!”
“No way, I’m staying out of this one.” Kent folded his arms.
“LEGAU-OW! AH!”
“…I thought you said the girls would be all over him.” Kent said as monotone as ever.
“What are you talking about?” Legault smirked, “They are all over him.” He looked at Kent for a minute until a candle with a flame clicked on over the knight’s head.

Love tis part.(Sain is a complete IDIOT!) :)

fUny

Well, Legault WAS right. =]

This is a wonderful story! Simply superb! Continue please.