"Lord Voldemort, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule murdering civilians in order to do this unauthorized, uncorroborated interview. Our readers are literally dying to hear your point of view."
- Rita

"I'm sure they are, Rita… And do call me, Voldie."
- Lord Voldemort

- One of the best HP/LV slash I've ever read. I'd love to see Harry's reaction when he reads this article. Think you can manage that?! Great Job!

I ** love it! AWesome job.

lol so funny love it!

oh god where do u come up with these things lol

Bwahaha!he he! Poor ittle Voldy... LMAO! Halarious! Great job!

Think it's damn awesome, I reckon Rita Skeeter should like interview like Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

-on the floor laughing-

hahahaha this is great i loved it.

hehehe...dat was funni

i really enjoyed this, can't wait for the next chapter!

Omg. This is bloody hilarious. XD

That was awesome, loved it. Extremely random.

That was ingenious and I hope you become immortal. n-n

aw- poor Voldie!! so sad for him.. poor bloke


Netrixie

this was quite entertaining!