AUGH! I CHECK UP AFTER !THREE! EFFING YEARS AND YOU HAVENT EVEN UPDATED ONCE?! ARGH! GET BACK ON THIS STORY OR ELSE ILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU, I HAVE THE RESOURCES TO DO SO TOO! YOU HAVE 2 MONTHS, GOT IT?!

Im only reviewing cause I'm scared of Eppy. *looks nervous* I'm not one of those people that reads and sometimes forgets to review no way not me. *shifty eyes*
This story is fantastic btw. Funny and angsty at times and just all around good. I love Eppy! And I love the way Harry keeps repeating how long he was in Azkaban for lol

You're kidding me right? All these years later, and your muse is still out on strike and you haven't finished this little gem? Sounds like you and Eppy both need to be hung from the rafters, and ...well...you know, lol.

Great story, thoroughly enjoying it, but would enjoy it more if it was continued!

oh my gosh! I've just re-read this story and AGAIN you have me laughing so hard I'm crying and holding my stomach!! I will die hoping that you eventually finish the story.

Go Eppy!

~Alexis

good fic.

who else is going to kiss him now? snape? (which would be so wrong) please update soon

So...he isn't gay, straight, or bisexual right? So...is he an alien? Hehehe, or is he going to have a harem?

LMFAO! Oh gods I love Eppy!
She is the best house elf EVER!! I want one just like her! XD


Great fic, I keep randomly bursting out into laughter and my family is begining to think I have mental problems, lol.

Please keep writing!

-gasps in horror- People COMPLAIN about harry repeting his being in azkaban for one year, three months, two weeks, four days, seven hours, thirteen minutes and twenty six seconds? But, But, But... how they feel sorry for his being in azkaban for one year, three months, two weeks, four days, seven hours, thirteen minutes and twenty six seconds If he does not repet it? -scoffs- RICKIOLOUS! (or how ever you spell that) Write some more of this woman and ... can i ... erm -mumbles last bit in embarrasment- Get eppys autograph?

*pout* I've been waiting forever for an update. Don't tell me you've abandoned this story. What will Eppy do? Poor Harry! I really can't wait til you next update!

Loving the story... but it's brassiere not brazier. Brassiere is lingere, brazier is a well... basically it's a small fireplace that's portable. Not sure if it's intentional, but I now have pictures of a house elf with two fireplaces on her chest lashing a whip at Hermione.

Please finish, or least update this story. I really enjoyed reading it so far. And, Eppy completely rocks. I love stories where Harry has Dobby be his psychotic little henchman. Its a nice change having a psychotic little dominatrix instead.

lol love eppy =D

Please continue :)
Eppy is the best :D

Excitedly awaits what happens next.
Hoping Harry gets together with Seamus.