I'm already quite fond of Joanna and Marie as characters themselves, those clever girls! And I just adored the "Manchurian Candidate" allusion in this chapter. All very funny stuff.

I do believe this is the funniest chapter in any story I have ever read! Please continue!

omg sweet! LMFAO!

hehehehe, oh I can't WAIT for Sawyer to be interviewed. lol. This the weirdest fic but I love it. Keep updating, I'm seriously considering putting you in my favorites.

Loved this new chapter! Also read your bio! Good Omens is hilarious! Tim Robbins kicks arse (also loved the short story 'Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption')! and Charlie Chaplin IS God! Wahaha! sorry. great chapter though. :)

*ahem* Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha (five minutes alter) hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (ten minutes later) hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah (you get the idea) hahahahahahahhahhaahahha!

~B

Ethnicity... American? Ah, Boone, you idiot. He's sweet, but... not too bright.

'“Hey!” whined Boone. “You can’t talk to me like that, I—”

“Run a business,” interrupted both Joanna and Marie again. Joanna finished: “We know.”'

*dies*

I can just see the lost-and-confused look on his face right now...

Whoa, is Boone... brainwashed? 0_o

'“Muh,” said Boone, or something like it.'

*snerk*

'“Lapdance,” said Boone flailingly.'

*is totally, utterly dead*

'“You guys are, like, jungle pals.” '

*dies more*

'“I am not Locke’s lapdog!” he said irritably. He was then briefly horrified by the associated image “lapdance” gave him, and hurried onward.'

HAHAHAHA! Guess who now has THAT mental image! *sigh*

BOONEY! I am so calling him that.

Hehehe... he really is totally pathetic. Him and his way-too-close-together eyes. Poor baby.

I'm so glad you updated this! I LURVE this story!

*cackles*

I should be in bed. But screw bed! You've written things!

~Platy

LOL! That was really funny. Where DO you think of these things? (still chuckling)

Ha, those two sound just like my friends with their "pretty **" quotes. Ha, I love this story, absolutely hilarious!

This is very amusing! And the fact that you named the random immature one Marie amuses me greatly, for I, too, am random, immature, and named Marie.

I love it. I can't wait for more!

Finally getting around to reading this one. FANDOM huh? Hehe! Sounds like this should be fun.

This was really quite good! Keep writing! Update! Do it now!Exclamation marks!

I LOVED your acronym for FANDOM, and I had to keep myself from laughing out loud as I'm sitting in a computer lab at school, LOL. This was very interesting. I don't usually read parodies/satirical stuff for fics, but I thought this sounded interesting and now I'm glad I read it.

FINALLY it lets me review!!

Hehehe, I do hope the Kate chapter will be entitled "Monosyllabic Rage Kate."

This cracked me up. Anytime you need help, feel free to use me as your muse. ^_^ MARIJUANA!

~Platy