I notice that Fake!Legolas doesn't talk about her personality. He doesn't say 'I love the way she is able to laugh off all hardship that comes her way', 'I love her sense of humor', 'I love how kind she is to those in trouble', 'I love the way she sticks to her beliefs, come hell or high water', or 'I love how she always does what is needed, and never complains, because she knows that other people are worse off than her', or anything of that nature. He just talks about how pretty she is, and how talented. He never talks about what kind of a person she is, because she is actually a horrible character. He can't say he loves her because of what I've said above, because she doesn't do any of them. If that was intentional, kudos for you. If it was unintentional, kudos anyways.

this story makes me want to slit my wrists

Er... I forgot to review this one. It's too good to miss, though—" 'And lyke were totally shot down by sum hott and shirtless Elvin archers for dinner that nyght!'"
"ELLADAN!"

Oh, dear, oh dear, this made me hyperventilate. You should issue a warning on this story, something along the lines of: "Attention—do not eat, drink, have a sleeping baby beside you, or be supposed to be sleeping when you read this. Scolding and a crying baby might ensue."

I must say, I adore your usage of caps. I think all stories should use caps so freely. It makes for a much enjoyable read.

This story is delightful :D

Excellent ending. It's too much to hope that the Sues will never return, isn't it?

"They were really hott and had long blonde hair like Legolas."

Seriously? This one is a Sue right from her auburn/brown/colour-changing hair to her "perfect" feet.

Poor Pippin! He's mostly used for comic relief, and when he isn't, his song is stolen! Evil Starr! We hates it, Precious, oh yes.

Are you still reading reviews? Oh well.

'"You can do that while running from about a zillion orcs? You've got some skill there, Elfy." Faramir said, pretending to look impressed.'

My sentiment exactly, Faramir. I can never figure out how Sues manage to get people to do weird things while almost dying. Well, they're Sues, I guess.

'"Yeah, one of them just entered in the arms of Legolas here. The Balrog better freakin' beware."'

You can say that again, Aragorn.

'"Lace…candles…rose petals…oh, THAT can't be physically possible…Legolas you dog…sheets…UGH!"'

Makes me sick just thinking of it. *Grimace*

'"Because may the Valar forbid her getting stuck with Gimli!" Aragorn said sarcastically.

"HEY!"

"Sorry."'

Marvellous as usual.

'"Prince! Language! Why, I have half a mind to report that to your daddy!"
"You've got half a mind alright…" Elrohir grinned.
"…Maybe even less!" Elladan contributed cheerfully.'

Ha, sounds like my brothers and me. Oh, and Faramir, don't worry, she probably means Aragorn. :-D

'"If you all will just excuse me, I'll be throwing myself off the battlements now." Legolas said with fake cheer.

"Shame…on you, Leggie…Taking advantage…of a distraught…girl…"'

I'm sorry Legolas! But I seriously can't blame him for acting that way. Ah, it's a good day to be an adolescent human girl.

'He smiled down at her, radiating with an aura of power yet kindness.

Elladan let out a low whistle. "Wow, show me that aura sometime!"'

'"WOO! WORK IT, LEGOLAS!"

"When's the wedding?"

"When the ladies are light as a feather, then Legolas is stiff as a board—"

POW. Elladan got a smack upside the head.'

I feel sorrier for Legolas than ever. But then again, I suppose we wouldn't get as many good laughs without Leggie!fans. So, I'm sorry, Legolas, but not sorry enough to stop reading. This is great!

I mean come on! Pip was even serious for those 1 1/2 minutes he sang to DenethOr not DenethEr. And there she goes stealing it

Estel used the term 'freaking'?