Such wit! Such ability! Such consummate storytelling skill! Such satire. You’re the Mark Twain from Ukraine. The Russian girl is putting a lot of American fan-writers--including me--to absolute shame. I bow to your superior talent. I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!

Fortunately or not, the Jackhammer company went bankrupt a few years ago.

Hahaha! Die, evil Mary Sues! And, since I'm a bit of a self-preservationist, my muse will destroy any Mary Sue to come within a mile of her! Right, Ivy?
Ivy: *in the middle of drinking a beer* Huh? Oh, yeah! *whips out a flamethrower*
Beastfire: Isn't that a little redundant, you little walking flamethrower?
Ivy: Look, boss. It's the principal of the thing.
Beastfire: Yeah, I guess you're right...for once. Funny story!

*cackles*

Ah, Mary Sues. Don't you just love them?

Well...no. But their deaths are usually entertaining.

I like flak cannons...other then that...

ow...that really hurt my head...Thank god the MS died!

Cute. Clever. Loved the gruesome death of the MS!