Okay, so I know that it's been basically ten years since this has been written, but it's amazing! I believe I've read it before, but I don't think I've reviewed. I love the way you captured their personalities! It's hard to find someone that can write like you do nowadays, so props to you! I'm excited to read the other 60-or so Cat Tales! :D

~Batgirl

Wow. I have been seeing these stories for a while now, and I finally got curious and decided to read one and see... and it looked good, so I decided to start at the begining. XD Laugh. It was a lot of fun, so looks like I'll be reading the others too.

Wonderful!

Oh my goodness, this was GENIUS! I absolutely loved it. It's been such a long time since I went looking for humor and found it; this one delivered with laugh-out-loud punching force. Touche! Absolutely awesome!

Your take on the characters, their little inner monologues, their get-togethers and interactions, their thoughts and mannerisms-it made them seem so real and so humorous yet still so them. I could hear a husky voice purring (pardon the pun) out those sarcastic, sardonic one-liners. I could see Bruce Wayne twitch uncomfortably and get righteously indignant at the sudden exposure of his private dealings with Catwoman to the public. I could hear Dick chortling in his seat. The nightmare scene was especially perfect. Pizza routes and giant Batman on the screen. Perfect!

Gosh, this was good for the soul. Who knew criminals could be such a blessing? Loved it. Absolutely loved it.

Keep writing and good luck with future works. If this is your usual MO, you can be sure that I'll be stalking you and yours for a while. ;)

My favorite part of this story has got to be the part where Bruce declares inwardly he did not like sharing *his* "aren't I a naughty girl" grin with 98 strangers. Classic.

Question:

Who wrote the 6 comments?

I figured Path of Righteousness = Superman

How do I deal with the bat glare = Nightwing or Tim

Almost Pee'd = Wally?

Those are just guesses. And I would love to know the real answers.

(I would have posted on the cat-tales message board, cept, I didn't want to start a new thread for this question)

Bloody brilliant. Do I really need to say anything else?

nice fic

Ive read Batman stuff before well alright batman crossovers before but I've never been interested in pure Bat now I am thanks to you. Well at least interested in reading all your fic.

Oh LOL! Too cute!

Dear chris:

Well, if I overlook the fact that Harvey and the Joker don't really sound like themselves - or like any kind of hardened criminals at all - then I can recommend this without a second thought. But, you know, that is a pretty significant blemish on an otherwise entertaining story.

I know, I know: It's a parody, it's not meant to be serious, actually portraying the characters as bloodthirsty maniacs would ruin the mood. I can appreciate the line of thought, but I don't think it's accurate. Just to take an example, wouldn't the scene where Selina says "'Cause the coin came up heads" be actually funnier if it was followed by something along the lines of "The line went uncomfortably silent, and I suddenly found myself praying that he wasn't reaching for that same coin at that moment"?

Just something to think about.

Sincerely,

Qoheleth

so cool

Ok, So I started re-reading and will review any I skipped. It does occur to me that while you have reffered to the JLA and Prometheus several times- I would like to hear the entire story sometime from Catwoman's view point- maybe telling Lois on a girls night alone?

Or maybe with Eddie as a third? You could do an awesome job- as always.

Poor Bruce. He is getting picked on so much, and it's only going to get worse. xD

Hey Ms. Dee (or Mr. if you're a dude),

I love all your Cattales Stories but the comedy routine of this one is hilarious, I peed my pants while reading it and went to bed laughing about it still and that was the seventh time I read #1:AGGPHR. I've been to you're site for these stories and love the intro so much I was wondering if you could write out an entire script for her routine and some voice actors to make a downloadable MP3 for hers and your fans?I'd love to have it onmy personal laptop because it's a great way to turn a bad day around. Or maybe take votes on and then record the fans' favourite quotes from your incredible series. I don't doubt that we'd be backing up the server trying to download them. Amd then msybe you can send them to the idiots in charge of the comics to show them what we really want.

Just sugessting,

CJ Smalley

Oh. My. Gosh! This was absolutely fabulous! From the Joker's IM (personally I could totally hear Hamill's voice for that) to the exchange between Dick and Bruce (Oh heavens I thought I was going to die laughing at "YES YES YOU'RE THE KING AND LORD OF ALL PRIGS!") to the tete-a-tete at the end, it was perfect.

I was directed to your work by a fan who said "You have been warned! You won't be able to read just one!" And they were so right...*g*

Awesome job!