LOL so frickin hilarious... Honestly I can really imagine a book like that... Blasphemous, yes. But funny.

Blasphemy has never been so hilarious.

are you sure that you're not Dan Brown? Because this fic is exactly what DB would write. Such dramatic guy he is, but we love him for that.

Best imitation on DB's work that I've ever seen!

That was so funny!

I like the originality and how it really seems like Dan Brown's writing style.

heh, nice job. It made me laugh.

It's a shame that people don't "get" your Eva parody though.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

This is priceless.

I love his books, but they do lean towards the more dramatic side of things.

what?

"Let there be Robert Langdon"? Ha ha ha ha ha!

That was so Dan Brown!

*Goes and obssesses over darling Robbie*

sweet! that was freakin' awesome! Made me laugh! Thanks for th pick me up...great fun and funny

1. Let it be said that Dan Brown pisses me off.

2. Let it be said that this fanfic was (is) hilarious.

3. Thank you.

Brilliant. And so true!

Absolutely hilarious and perfect parody, this is the most comedic fanfiction I've read in a long time. Keep up the good work!

P.S. To people who were offended by this, get a life, really, the author does not at any point in this fic make any references towards the Da Vinci Code being a bad novel. If you want to find a Brown Basher then go for someone who actually plainly states their beliefs in their writing rather than a creative and funny author of fanfiction.

Silcis

Right, now that is QUALITY. 10 gold stars for a truly original idea, 10 more for the tongue-in-cheek perfect mimic of Dan Brown's style, and 10 more for keeping it short and sweet. HILARIOUS!

Oh!

... good!

Really Dan Brown-style! Was a pleasure to read.

Perfect!

Wow. That is so funny! Probably blasphemy, but still, one of the funnier things I've read. It sounds like a Dan Brown book. Great job!