Cool. Kind've reminds me of Werewolf: The Apocalypse...

Wow. And you call ME a good writer?!

Redneck Oxford Dictionary. 'Oh snap'! And Larry's prophecies; far scarier than anything prophesied for Raven. XD

'Opopponax'. o.o;; Holy cow. Three points for you and your English.

The Preppy Cult Meddly is much more frightening than the Knights of the Round Table, who dance whenever they're able. But same spirit of amusing. Abstract nouns can have spirits too, though usually not in the -ing tense.

Such a bizarre chapter, but terribly amusing nonetheless! It's difficult to tell if this will turn into a Seinfeld-style "story about nothing", or if the plot will become explicit before you scare Will the Titan off. =D

*jabs HVK into 't3h faves list'*

Holy **! Sorry... Dude! This made my head hurt. You obviously have talent, a great vocabulary and understanding of some of the subtleties of the English language. 'Havok' is interesting, and amusing. Take a breath...this is not a flame. I feel you need to advance the storyline more slowly, with the intent of communicating with readers like me, who don't want to have to re-read each sentence 2 or three times. If you are writing only for your own amusement, cool. Otherwise, you need to slow down a little...BTW, BB as G_D in Cyborg's dream is priceless, hee hee! Go ahead and light me up if you like, but I hate pain-and therfore will be forced to retaliate with merciless taunting containing subliminal suggestions, which will result in an inability on your part to ingest any more sugar. Ever! ~Vin

Uhm... yeah... You kinda lost me halfway through this endeavor. Sorry, you get a boot to the head. -_-;

I would SO be Christian if Beast Boy was God! I must say you have a really, uh, 'unique' style of humor that appeals to me greatly. =) So much so that I want to climb into your head and make xeroxes of the Humor Center of the brain.

Yes, I know there's no such thing as the Humor Center.