This isn't really a review for the story, but it's the only way I could think to get in touch with you about it seeing as how you have the private messages disabled.

A few months ago, I read this crazy fic and loved it. I read the two chapters, nearly wet my pants at the voldemower, and promptly forgot about it. Then this past summer, it suddenly popped into my head. I got this crazy notion about rewriting it for you, tweaking it and making it better. But I couldn't find it until now. I practically wept rivers of joy.

So what I'm asking for is basically this fic. You would get all the original credit, and I would set a disclaimer in your name. It just has so much potential. I can't leave it wasting in the bowels of

Please email or contact me in any way with your decision, even if you just want to tell me to go suck an egg.

And thanks for reading this ridiculously long 'review.' Have a lovely day and all that jazz.

Oh my God. Two paragraphs into your story and I was crying I was laughing so hard.

But anyway, onto the real matter at hand...

I was browsing the web and stumbled across your fanfictions! Great job! They're very well written (as I said, I was dying, laughing).

I am Deputy Headmistress Lander of Rocky Mountain International School for Magical Enlightenment (RMI). RMI is an online, tangent role play site dedicated to Harry Potter and writing.

It is my desire to see even more of your writing, and I would like to extend to you an invitation to write at RMI. If you accept, please, fill out a student application and the Headmaster and I shall email you before the new term starts with the information on what House you're in.

Even if you don't wish to participate at RMI, keep writing!

Yes, you are finally back! I thought you had died, although this proves you have not. This chapter was so funny (I know you didn't write this but I figure Shadow will be reading these reviews, after all, they are really for him/her). I actually thought Draco would be kidnapped, that would have made it so that all three lost the person they loved most. Anyways, Voldie's plan is so hilarious. The Voldemower! I love it. Oh, and by the way, his name is Aragorn, not Aragon, just so you know in the future. I only remember this because Aragon is the name of a school in my area, and I always thought his name was the same, but then I learned of the r in there. Wow, my randomness is being brought out by your story and it's kind of scaring me. I loved it, no matter the side effects.

I don't remember reading or reviewing this, but apparently I have, so I'm doing it again, with some sane comments to add. I really thought this was quite funny. The comment about Orlando Bloom being both characters was hilarious, I choked on my lunch I was laughing so hard. It was great, you should have Will and Legolas get together, it'd be a funny thing, with them both being the same person and whatnot. Also, Draco and Harry are SO ADORABLE! I almost can't stand how cute they are. I don't remember when I read this before, but it's garunteed I've gained some appriciation for gay people since then (Brokeback Mountain and a gay best friend can do that to a girl). Anyways, I really liked that, it was really funny, and I can't wait to read on.

Cracking up . . . must stop laughing and go to work . . . picturing all sorts of hot crossover action . . . still laughing. Hmm, I might need to worship you shortly.

interesting ... haha very funny.

I'm gonna cry! This is a good story, BUT WARRIOR MAGE IS BETTER! and you NEED to update! I'm begging you on my knees, Warrior Mage is the best story on HP fanfiction and you NEED to update! Pretty please with anything you like on top? (I'm not asking you to, I'm TELLING you to UPDATE!) btw, Birthday Surprises was my secound favorite story

This is so funny. Hope you intend to continue. Just one thing, though-you need to do a better job of separating the sections. It gets a little confusing.

Okay, cool!

OMG! I LOVE IT! But... IF SNAPE IS NOT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER I WILL THE HECK OUT OF YOU!

Ooh, that was funny. I liked. Really random, but I totally love random. Ass, it kicked (in a crappy impression of Yoda type way). Totally can't wait until you update this one (and your others too)!

Like it.

Hmm, this one is pretty good, but...PLEASE UPDATE WARRIOR MAGE ALREADY, IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS! AGH...THE SUSPENSE! Anyway, this one is also pretty good, UPDATE WARRIOR MAGE!

Ok,I thin this fic is real funny,spacially the POTC and LOTR parts.I just have one question.Er...why are Malfoy and Harry gay?

Ps.I think you shuold warn it in the summary...please?

NO ! I DONT WANT IT TO BE OVER ! lol its the funniest thing i ahve read in ages.. HAHAHA kudos toy ou my friend.. right some more... haha and be sure to inform me when you do, it's bloody funyy... good job haha

WTF? I LOVE IT!

Now this story MUST continue.