Ahahah xD THAT WAS PURE GENIUS! Poor Ford x3

REJECTED? Noooooo! DX

Arthur, how could you? D

Poor Ford. (

...

*Phew!* now that I've got THAT out of the way, I just have to say. (heh, it rhymes)

YOU. ROCK.

I loved this! XD

... And strangely enough, I actually liked the poetry. Wacky, weird, sick, and twisted... And so utterly sweet. I would have totally accepted Ford's advancements through poetry. *ahem.* Take notes Arthur.

Keep rocking!

HA! Dear lord that was just beyond fantastic. What a way to end it. Wowie, I will fav and love this fic forever. Thanks for the great entertainment.

daw. Now Ford's all emo. Still making me laugh like crazy though! Kinda sad there's only one chapter to go.

Ha! Gave you my own little poem there.

wow, I'm so lame.

Oh, my gosh. Everyone is as good as if not better than the last. Ford's life like the total perspective vortex? That's a creative line. Also the line about going to a planet where everyone is gay "prejudice? Nay! Pink shirts? yay!" that's awesome!

How could Arthur not be responding to these? I would've jumped Ford by now!

Every one of these is so great. I normally don't review every chapter of a story like this but I think you deserve it.

my favorite quote in this one had to be: "I would rob a bank for you. If I did, would you buy some tight clothes?" and the last line, "My love for thee is really strong. So strong, it could kill things."

"Your eyes are like a pond – two ponds, that is – on Brontitore, when it became infected with a plant – killing virus and there were no stupid plants in ponds. Just deep blue. Then the fish died." I laughed so hard at that line my lungs could've exploded.

Perfect! I just love this!

oh dear, oh dear I love this.

"Your lips looks so soft that I want to lick then and then shag you" that's an awesome line. The last line too is fantastic.

Oh yay! There's more chapters!

I laughed so hard I died a few times. In a good way. Particularly at these lines:

"My love for thee is really strong. So strong, it could kill things."

"As I gaze upon thy splendour, I have to say that you have utterly fantastic legs."

"It is rotting in the corner,

over there, somewhere."

:D

That was sad. Ford is so sweet, but the single worst poet in the universe.

OHNO!

But he read Ford's poetry? Oh, come on, Arthur, don't be a stupid fishstick, at least SOMEBODY wants you!

*giggles hideously* I like it!

Aw, that was a sucky ending! Please let Arthur forgive Ford!

Ackarghblackblerghulchk! *dies* that sound i made was the sound i make when i hear poetry like this.

LOL! aw poor Ford!