LOL! That was REALLY funny! I liked how you changed everyone's personalities, especially Hitomi, Van, Allen, Folken, and Dornkirk! LOL! Folken playing with a DS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

that was hilarious. It took me a whole day to read and I skipped around. I give you props! ^_-

Gods, it's great. :-D
"“Drop your sword, Van,” Folken, doing a horrible impression of Dr. Phil, intoned.
“Whoa! Who the hell is that?” Van asked, totally freaked out. “Is that you, God?”"
ROFL ROFL ROFL :-D

Great work, absolutely great! I laughed so hard I almost died. :-D

ROTFL these are so randomly hilarious! My brother and I can't even watch the regular episodes without cracking up! And you should take that as a compliment.

Folken, Ep. 5: Oh, geez Van. Is 1234 the hardest security code you could come up with for the Escaflowne?

Haha, these are great! Thanks for making them! U R my hero!!

Oh dear god. You plan on attacking Blood+ next? I...I don't know if I could take it.

Because Blood+ is pretty near my very favourite anime, and I had a version with REALY bad subtitles...so I already made fun of it a bit (ie: "Diva" was "Diver" for the first, like, twelve episodes...I wondered why there was a box with a Diver in it that Karl kept...stroking. I'm like "wtf is with you and people in scuba suits?! And the subtitles kept calling James "Thomas". I'm like "I CLEARLY HEARD HIM CALL HIM JAMES! WHAT IS THIS THOMAS CRAP!" Oh, and David was "Sif". There was just no excuse for that whatsoever...)...but I can't imagine what you'd do with it. I feel like Kai would feel a particular brunt, as would my beloved Hagi.

(And despite my intense B+ love, if you wrote the parodies...I would still be tempted to read them...)

Keep on rockin' in the free world with your funnies :)

Ok, I skipped to this chapter purely because it's one of my favourite eps - I love me some Dryden Fassa, that sexy egotist!

And despite that love, I still laughed. Poor Dryden's nads. *shakes head*

Sad that you aren't an Allen-fan, but I won't lie, STILL funny!

"You...want me to have sex with your provisions?"

Where do you COME UP with this stuff?! The Merle bits "wake up ho-bag" and "if his chocolate falls into your peanut butter" bits are just too much. There is more embarassing snort-laughing. And seeings as I'm only on chapter two, I feel it won't end there. Oh dear gawd.

And Ahnold! I happen to LOVE "Predator", and now will NEVER EVER be able to watch Esca ever again without thinking of Predator. And unfortunately, after the horror that was AVP in the movie theatre, I also associate the Predator with porn theme music. It's...bad.

The Puppy/Kitty shack thing somehow screams a bad Chuck Norris line. (You know, "If Chuck Norris were to shave, he'd have to kick himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris"...and the like ^^)

I swear I'm going to try and NOT comment on every chapter. But...so much love! And laughs. Many of those too.

(I said "try".)

I love this. Kills me! I honestly let out one of those horrifying snort-laughs at the "mama sita! hunkasaurus!" bit.

Oh parody. I don't normally enjoy them so much, but after so much Esca fic the last week or so (what? I've been living in a tent! with wifi!), it's nice for a changeup. Will def keep reading :)

WOAH MAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU MADE VAN A FREAKIN PERV AND HITOMI THE SLAPPING MACHINE!

what in the F--K are YOU ON!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've always wanted to see a gag reel of escaflowne sorta like this. awesome crack writing, cheers!

Yeah, Allen was kind of annoying, but at this point so was Van. Poor Hitomi had to choose between the lesser of two evils. Still, I loved your description of both Allen and his Guymelef. Best of all, however, was the conversation between Folken, Dilandau and Dornkirk. That was just too funny!

ROFL! "I'm fine! Just don't touch me! And where the hell is that freaky music coming from?" "Uh, yeah. They do that a lot. You get used to them after awhile" Hee hee. Not only am I loving your Blood Minus fic, but I also got the Hitomi references in the beginning. So I thought I'd check this out too. :D

YOU... are hilarious. Didn't you run Parody no Escaflowne? Way back when? Or was that someone else? The years are blurring together. Guess I shouldn't have drunk so much.

GAHAHAHAHA. You rock. xD
The movie was so bad and messed up, I'd love to see how you mess it up even more.