the originial Constatine would kick the movie's ** so bad... even though he sucks at a fist fight

Strange yet funny...

Wow, that was really good. I'm a terrific fan of Sandman/Hellblazer/Lucifer and this whole thing seems pretty plausible.

Best Constanten fic ever. Morningstar was a great touch. Spifflicating! That's all I have to say.

~the Keet

yay - perfect cross! The latest Lucifer is very screwed - nice line about the popcorn. Well done on the LA Constantine holding his own against the Original -a very hard task.

..."THE Constantine. Bastard."

"And don't you forget it, ya wanker." John Constantine, pride of Britain...

Funny and made it a lot clearer that he knew what the hell was going on, which was kind of puzzling me for a bit. The original's complete indignation about sucking up was damn funny - and the two sets of bared teeth was a really nicely creepy image! great idea; funny, really great, story.

Oh my God...this is f*cking great! :D

Sad thing is, I've only read one Hellblazer graphic novel (Original Sins), but as a devoted Sandman fan, I know exactly who you're talking about. Beautiful done bit of spoof. *Grins*