I liked this. Very strangely written; most of the stories on are written from a first-person perspective or from a third-person perspective that is almost first-person, it's so in depth. This, on the other hand, is written almost as though it's being told by someone who's heard it as a story over and over and over but never been a player in the story itself. It's written almost like a bedtime story. Ya know what I'm saying? It lends the narrative a weird allure, and it was my favorite aspect of the peice. I like it a lot. The title is AMAZING. Really great title. I always struggle with titles.

A sweet story. Reality isn't everthing its cracked up to be but he got past that. Very nice.