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brain freezeweeeeeee 12/31/05 . chapter 3
cute! _
Frosty fruits 12/31/05 . chapter 1
more anko & Iruka pleaz _
Cursed21 8/25/05 . chapter 3
YeAH! The feeling of being watched and...the dream. YOu should put more of those, you write them well, plus they're funingly cool. Anyways, UPDATE SOON!
Cursed21 8/25/05 . chapter 1
Ahaha, that was entertainig. The phonecalls were cool, I liked the "HELP ME" part, hope it will develop (sp?)

Iruka cant PMS, lol, unless Naruto is a complete idiot who doesnt know what it means. - Guess that was the point? lol-

Well, off to read the rest!
Evil Kasumi 5/6/05 . chapter 3
oh a little bit of cheeky/teenager/prankster!Iruka always makes my day.

And yay for Iru/Anko!

keep up the good work!
Angel Weasel-Woman 5/5/05 . chapter 3
Yay, 'Ruka-sensei get molseted

More! More!
Shadow-Sensei 5/5/05 . chapter 3
yes u thx the Gods that this didnt become a Yaoi story but and Iruka/Anko story...so keep up the good work k?

*Poof's out in a cloud of black ninja smoke*
Isolde1 4/10/05 . chapter 2
'It’s the attack of the evil clowns!’ Kakashi thought wildly. ‘

Ahaha, best line ever!
Angel Weasel-Woman 4/9/05 . chapter 2
w00tness! Updated! Kakashi rules in this fic Not to mention, poor Genma-san

Want more
OSAMA 4/5/05 . chapter 1
Wasn't Muhammad a strong family man, having a special affinity for children?

Already, when Aisha (the daughter of Abu Bakr, Mohammad's closest friend and unquestioning ally) was about 4-5 years old Muhammad started (wet) dreaming of a union with her [Ref: SAHIH BUKHARI, 5:235] and he wasted no time in realizing his dreams, inspite of the fact that object of his dreams was a mere child. Perhaps you want to assume that it is "normal" for a 50 year old man to dream of marrying a 4-5 old child, and then ACTUALLY ask for her hand at 6?

Is it normal for an oversexed old man (Muhammad had over 9 wives and concubines) to dream of a union with a 4-5 year old girl?

Muhammad (SAW ) was basically oversexed, his sexual relationship with Aisha is a special case, which fits his strong need for a larger latitude (and a smaller hole) to satisfy his sexual urge, as is witnessed by:

"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)." And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven)." [Bukhari.1:268]

When she was 6, Muhammad asked Abu Bakr, Aisha's father, for her hand. Abu Bakr thought it was improper, because, as he said "I am your brother"; Muhammad brushed aside Abu Bakr's reservation by saying that it was perfectly lawful for him to marry Aisha [ Ref: SAHIH BUKHAR I7:18].

...So, Aisha was betrothed to Muhammad, and 3 years later, i.e. when Aisha was 9, the marriage was consummated. And Muhammad was 53 then [SAHIH BUKHARI 5:236,7:64,7:65,7:88] .

The 3 year waiting period probably had to do with the fact that at that time Aisha had contracted some disease, whereby she, temporarily lost her hair. Aisha was then socially and psychologically still a child as is evidenced by the fact that she was still given to her toys, she was unaware of what was happening around her, and her playmates behave as would the children at present times [Sahih Bukhari 8:151,5:234].

Aisha became Muhammad's favourite wife. And the sexuality in the relationship was predominant [ SAHIH BUKHARI .1.270, 3:36, 7:6, 3:148, 3:149, 3:150, 7:142, IbnSa'd 1pg165 ]. Later, Aisha was to be called the "mother of believers".

Why has Muhammad occasionally fallen victim to porcine metaphors?

While I am not an expert on swine, I usually can directly read the character of behavior and events to see the pig for what he is, freeing my view from the distortions of ideology - a grasp of reality that Jewish leftists driven by their distorting doctrinal obsessions find impossible.

As one Jewish sage observed, "pigs are fine but the Most Holy Blessed Be He has forbidden them to Jews." The fact is that harmless pigs do get a bad press because they can be characteristically seen to happily wallow in abominable conditions - like in feces riddled mud with its offensive odors - hence the useful use of "pig" as metaphor.

The Koran tells how Mohammed made a peace treaty with the Jews of a certain city in the Arabian peninsula. But within two years, he found a pretext to suddenly break the treaty, attack his surprised victims, and then behead all the Jewish men in the public square.

Mohammed's tactic is held up by the Muslim Arabs as a hallowed model. It is enshrined in Muslim legal practice which has it that Muslims are not obligated for long to honor peace treaties with non Muslims - infidels.

What effect did Muhammad have on the ethics of his followers?

"Of any moralising or demoralising effect that Muhammad's teaching had upon his followers we cannot say with precision. When he was at the head of the Robber community, it is probable that the demoralising influence began to be felt; it was then that men who had never broken an oath learnt that they might evade their obligations, and that men to whom the blood of their clan had been as their own, began to shed it with impunity in the "cause of god". And that lying and treachery in the cause of Islam received divine approval. It was then too that Moslems became distinguished by the obscenity of their language. It was then too, that the coveting

of goods and wives possessed by Non-muslims was avowed without discouragement from the Prophet..."

Worship me and little Muhammad here, bitch, and do I look as if I give a shit that you haven't even learned how to read and write yet?
anbu-kakashi 3/26/05 . chapter 1
Ooh good story plot.Can you make it into a KakaIru?
HotShot14 3/25/05 . chapter 1
...XD Ahahahaha, poor Iruka...why do all the weird and annoying things always have to happen to him...*snicker*
Angel Weasel-Woman 3/25/05 . chapter 1
dude, this kicks ass. You'd better write a second chapter! Or I will bitch and moan during art!
i'm thinking of changing from tribune to chicken sop killer what do you think eh 3/25/05 . chapter 1
DUDE!

thats so rich you've got to add moorre now(that looks like its pronounced mory)

anywho seriously thats rich(the story)
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