Um... WOW. I have never read a story like this, but I have got to say that IT WAS AWESOME! LOL it was hilarious!:)

this is soo bad! but in a good way! love this story as usual!

Oh God! That was rich! XD

I know this story is supposed to be based off of the movie, but it SOOOOO represents what I thought at the end of the novel: Her choice should be C) None of the above! Leroux Erik was just too creepy with him crawling around grabbing the hem of her dress and begging half the time and being threatening the other half (though I did feel sorry for him). But Raoul was no prize either! (for those who have only seen the movie/play, the book Raoul was MUCH more of a jerk, although he was probably fairly true to a "real man" of his time).

I like it! I needed to read something more lighthearted after reading some of your other, more depressing, works. Great job!

Awesomeness! XD

Oh my god, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! The best part is that they're all making good points. And finally a Christine with a spine! LOL! I've often said myself that if I had been book Christine, I would have left them both behind. Silly girl.

I'd also like to add that I particularly liked the fact that Erik called Raoul a ponce. Ponce; what a funny word! And Erik is TOTALLY a cradle-snatcher. And a drama queen.

Actually, this story took a goodly chunk of the issues I had with the play/movie and made them into a funny. Kudos, my friend! Very well done, indeed.

*doesn't know whether to laugh or be confused*

Funny!

hbpm

wonderful! veddy funny and just as ridiculous and unrealistic as a truly good parody should be.

Loved it! I had to do a project on the movie where I made an alternate ending and I considered this type of plotline. Love your work!

I don't care if you wrote this in '05 I'm reviewing. You are brilliant. Heh, long foppy hair...open shirts in winter. I must say I spoke often of both those things with disgust. I adore you now. One teency weency little question.

Why did Raoul call Erik a Russian city? Just asking...

That was seriously hilarious! I usually hate stuff bashing Erik, but when you're bashing them both... it's just funny! Great job!

thank you thank you thank YOU!someone agrees! I've been looking for a parody about her choosing neither, because even though my penname is EC, and I am all EC, in that end scene I honestly would have said "JUST SHUT UP!" and thus begin Christine's rant. hehe loved that

that was hilarious!

I absolutly loved it, and this coming from a E&C shipper.