This story has been around for nearly five years (doesn't that make you feel old oh god) and every time I read it I still cry with laughter. It's my favourite Silent Hill fic ever.

DAHLIA GILLESPIE

OH GOOD GOD this is amazing.

I love you.

TIHS SI TEH SEXIEST FIC EVAR OMG LOL GRYOMANCY

How the hell did you write this? It takes skill to write something this bad.
I would probably die even trying to start a story like this. T_T
You are a god.

XD I loved this fic so much.
And to all those flaming idiots out there :
This is a parody, dammit!

Greatest.Story.Ever.

BE MY DAHLIA!

People need to learn to read that this is a PARODY. It even says it at the top!
Best parody ever, by the way.

Hell shits. And lol. HAH. Times sixteen and then again over thirty times.

Effing hah.
Thanks for the giggles. (;

THIS IS FANTASTIC


AZULOL xD

This is win.

However, the losers who didn't understand that this is satire/a parody may be even funnier...

nope. you still win.

-dies laughing-

"and then dahlia took off all her clothes DAHLIA GILLESPIE

Took off all her clothes and then Zarla took off her shirt and she has fur so does that means she's naked?"

That is where my brain imploded.

In a good way.

~LK

Dude this sucks, like really I think I died a little, on the inside.
This story needs to be thrown off the planet and you along with it!

Simply stunning

*falls off chair laughing*
Dude, you're a genius.
A genius.