Dear god. This is hilariously horrifying. The writing and grammar is great, beyond standard for fanfiction but… Let’s put it this way; you have more of a split personality that me, the bystander who can have in depth conversations with itself, if it doesn’t take its pills. Such conflicting rage in humility, it’s amazing to read nonetheless. Oh and if Raven thinks that your stories are suggestive\offensive then she should go to Deviantart. The Horror.

With Conflicted Care,

-The Guilty Bystander

Muwahaha good thing she kicked your ass before I did DONT CLOSE YOUR EYES... but please do no think of me unjust or rude just a little unamused, as a way you could put it. (I know where you live!)

Terra is a traitorous bitch and raven is stronger and better than her so take that!

Beast Boy is seriously not as dumb as you would think he is. He holds a hostile, yet currently bright intellect and is always undermined by those faithful watchers of Teen Titans (RIP It will come back!), though I am sorry to say he can be seriously clueless at times.

Your Reader,

BSD

You should've seen the loooks my mum gave me when i burts out laughing at more or so 'random moments'. Even though I do believe Raven was jealous of Terra I do like th thought of her being alone for she does not suit anyone else. it is always her choice.

- Thanks for the laughs.

;D

dude you fucking suck bullshit cock you fucking asshole

dumb ass the fucking point is YOU FUCKING SUCK BOTH DICK AND ASS

Schizo: Oh wow, I've... I've seriously got to stop that procrastinating issue. (Jolia: Oh, stop lying. You were too busy fighting off that stalker boyfriend, conquering the virus on your computer, and murdering your wretched Writer's Block.) Okay, well, the Vinnie-man didn't have to know about that, okay? I was trying to sound NICE. (Nice, bullshiting, it's all the same.) Yes, well, besides her, the letter was fairly amusing. Living with Jolia all these years has made me acquire a sadistic nature to myself-and a higher vocabulary-so, the words revealing all your pain was quite satisfying. Now, I must go. (She's still fighting off the stalker boyfriend. I told her dating is evil.) He seemed so nice... (What did I tell you, my dear? I am the only one you need.) Jolia...? (Cheers.)

Sorry for never coming back. I'm forgetful. ;

*Ponders author's note* Hmmn... What exactly counts as a 'sexy' review? Uh... "Let's do the time warp again!"

(Random passerby: I don't think that qualifies.

Me: But I always figured the song was about an or-

Passerby: You...are...odd...)

But wow! You survived a Raven attack! And lived! And you'll be able to speak intelligibly after only two more operations on your nasal cavity! That's wonderful! *snicker ;)* Anyway, this story just kept on gettin' better and better as I went on. Especially BB and Star's letters, the joke on B.S. ("Barbara Streisand"), and "don't open your door for anyone named 'Trigon'". :)

So here's me, waiting patiently...or not so patiently...for the next installment. Keep up the funny!

xSJ;)

P.S.(to Brain): Please do not pull the plug on Vin's ventilator. I want to know how the story ends. You are, however, free to do as you wish once the fic is finished. (*glances nervously side to side in case Vin heard, then runs*)

hehe...teehee...HAHAHA!

Funniest story I've read in a long time!

Update soon!

Em x

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You. Are. Crazy.

Unique... but crazy. Other wise, without the uniqueness... I would have undoubtly NOT read this... this...story.

And just out of curiousity... how old are you?

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Sincerly,

Dark S3cret.

Jeez, for a while there I was pretty sure you were dead. In fact, I assumed Brain had probably just leapt out through your nose and strangled you, somehow. I figure he doesn't have hands. Maybe he could have strangled you with your spine? [Erp, forgive me- I'm giving him ideas.]

Anyway. Hilarious. Or, as I'm fond of saying lately, hehelarious.

Caffiene drip. Oho, I do love caffiene, even though I can't spell it.

Well, Vin, this has been quite an adventure, don't you say? WHY, and i mean this, WHY in the hell are you going back for more? Your persistence will get you killed one day Vin, settle for someone who won't be cheating on your ass with other superheroes who have excellent bods. Oh but Vinnie, i don't believe we can change you, no matter how hard we try.

Good "Letter"/chapter, i enjoy this "collection of letters" because you seem to have no concept of pain or suffering as well as fear of the wrath you might endure. It is an underdog story, Vinnie, and everyone loves an under dog. You're the best Vinnie, to top you would be impossible, (well... except for every writer out there that's not writing about their fictional love of a "minor")lol great job yet again, i love the way you use your words, it makes me feel smart while i read :) Update again soon, if your two fingers can manage it ;)

Much love, (that goes double for me)

DM

Whe! Another Chapter! Cookie for you! (shoves cookie into computer and emails it off) It might be a tad pixel-y, but I did try to make it computer compatible.

Excuse me for a second, but my computer just crashed due to cookie-related viruses...All better!

But another chapter! Much fun and joy! Happy dance! Have another cookie!

Keep it up, or fear the wrath of the funny-deprived Kali! (insert scary muzak here)

ROTFLMAO...that was hella funny. I can almost see her intoning her rant, completely emotionless. I enjoy that you portray her in this ficlet/letter as not-human. Everyone (myself included) tries to deal with her from a normal sane human's perspective, and...it just doesn't work.

Anyway, I'm off to read the rest of your repetoire. Here's to fanfiction!

Bzuh?

Hey, you live!

And you wrote another chapter.

Ballsy.

Lost at a height,

Saint H