I sniggered all through this thing. So much sniggage. Oh god the secks... AND IT'S STILL NOT THE WORST I'VE EVER READ! Great parody, now lets do our best to keep the plot bunnies in check from now on, ok?
(the internet ignores me and the bad fanfics just keep comming...)

-Whistles innocently- Nope, never done any of this before, nope nope. What? I started reading JtHm a week ago! And I blame FatGod! But 'Nywho.. Hehe, Songfic never do have anything to do with the stories, do they? Maybe one or two, but that's it... [A fandom]
M.. POintless undescribed seckz. x3 Derailing train of thoughts now, need sleep before school starts in a few hours.. Xx. Ja mata ne.

-Kit

Are you referring to Vargas? 'Cause that is the love/ust/wtf/ftw/♥ of all fics. I truly think it is the BEST.

But enough about that, lets get back to YOUR crackilish fic!

Wait a minute, how times have they died now? *counts* ah...1, 2, 3, 4...? 'I can’t believe I let you get me into this.' Hey, what do you want? You came with Johnny, duh.

'FOR MY CAR I SWEAR OH GOD WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT'

'Okya, jsut gte ot teh poitn, lsoer.' HAH! *points* I read My Immortal, I can read anything!

Baybe? WTF? Edagr, no questions! They be bad! *chokes* asfg-kahhk-what? My head hurts from Typo Demon...but no! I can do this! I read MI so I can stand anything! *head seriously hurts* Johnny just keeled him like that, eh?

'Wait, how did I have a kid?' It's called MPREG babe. Mwaha.

'Something terrible.' I think we KNEW that. Slash Gods, I hope you like my reviews, and aren't DEAD or suffering from amnesia.

*GASP* IHURTSFROMLAUGHIBG *GASP* laalalalalalalawls~! The pain. The freaking SUEMOBILE. I'll bet those goddamn plot bunnies DID raise the cash for it, the little Q@#$%!ers.

Johneh~! Are you gonna KEEL that girl there? Ohwillyou? Also, myluv, that whole Edgar-saying-nothing-but-'yes' makes me smile.

"MY EDGAR! LET GO!" Of course it's in-$%*$%ing character. You are author, and everyone knows author = god.

SIX minute long? *XD's herself to death* Gah...at least the MS is gone now.

'And a plague on both your houses!' ohmygod, I know who said that! Total Shakespear moment! It was Mercutio!

WHO be Black Shock? I shall search for her on FF.N.

WHATTHE *gapes at sex scene* gah...mu EYES...

'I thought everyone was already dead.' 'Don’t ask questions, Edgar.' You have NO idea how much I'm laughing...ah...typo, eh? Hm. I shall go there now. *glances at review* I sound like I'm maybe hysterical.

oh my gawd . how much more can you make me laugh . im not proud with my work so hopefully youre story is a guide to how to not make a pointless story . thanks again for the laughs

wow, if you weren't high when you wrote this (i believe you), i can believe that you are LACKING something...but what, i do not know.
and you are right! this is total crap! i can appreciate that! but in all your talk of creativity, this is not a creative way to express hatred, nor is it a mature one! if you want to make a big point, don't yell it at the audience--if they read the whole thing, they probably already agreed with you anyway. it's more fun (and impressive) if the people you're dissing can't even tell that you're doing it but the people who agree with you feel superior because they can tell. (read my first fanfic on here! heheh)

and uh... if you were so disgusted with your own work (my advice helps with that too), then uh...i guess i admire your...endurance.

Jogar has appeared in a fanfic. THE WORLD IS MINE. HAHAHA.

Wow, that the was best parody I've read in a really long time xD Write more!

Thou must surely be GOD OF FANFICTION (and not just the bad kind!). For this was AWESOME. I hope there's more on the way!

I LOVE YOU.

BRILLIANT!

Typo demon:Ah cfuk yuo!

O.O...>.< DIE!*stabs the monstrosity*

Chika:*shifts nervously* Ah what the hell..*lights demon on fire*BWAHAHAHAHA!

Words just can't say how funny this is. So I'm going to roll around the floor and scream-laugh so you can hear me, where ever you are!

Snicker snicker,
Nee Dot

I worship you oh my master...write more or the plot bunnies will get you ^^