K, great story, but in reference to your disclaimer, "Disclaimer: I own Lost, and Ian Somerhalder is short, ugly, and balding. Right." Okay, he is like the MOST PRETTY MAN I'VE EVER SEEN, don't get me wrong, but he actually IS short! lol, he's only 5 foot 9! Anyway, I'm a huge Shooner, so obviously, I loved it.

I know it's a one shot, but you should really try writing more Shoone in the future.

Great story. There are a couple of missing words here and there but other that that the story is perfect. Good job.

Wow! That was truly very well written! I think you almost made me cry there-I don't know why, but the "eternally 26" part got me. thanks for taking the time to write that, I wish mine were as good!