"I've just come to tell you that I'm your father. Happy birthday."

He stood up as abruptly as he had come, and walked away.

I love this bit in particular - thanks for writing this XD I quite like the shortness of this, no angst, just humour and parody. :)

Hahahah, that was so awesome :D

But *sniff* snape l o v e d lily, didnt he?

Hah nevermind, its way cooler this way haha

O.O Rite. Quite weird, but i like it;)

it made me laugh, which is something :p

*blinks* very short, to the point, and quite totally Severus like. *laughs* This is really quite well written and I wonder if many people know how hard it can be at times to have something be short and great at the same time. Congratualtions to you that you managed to pull it off spectacularly

Liked it - well done _

Brilliant.

“No love? No angst? No passion? Nothing?”

“No, just too much firewhisky and a lack of potion.”

lol. I like this. Makes more sense than the other ones.

I love it :D

LOL!

I simply LOVE it!

ROFTL! I loved your take on this cliche, it made me laugh so much. Thanx for the laughs, you rock!

LOL- awesome and hilarious. Better than quite a few of the Severitus stories out there.

This was great!

Nice. I love it. Its funny as hell. hehehehehe. Nice job with the chapter

That was cute! "If you can manage to do that in half an hour, I'l lbuy you a drink at the Leaky Cauldron." Nice!