... He burns SALAD? OMFG, I'm just reading over his attempts to cook and laughing my arse off. (I actually do cook and thought "uh-oh" as soon as I saw the words "taco salad." And yet, despite the ridiculousness of the situation, they are NOT OOC. A couple things wrong though:
1) You mixed your tenses. Present or past? Please pick one.
2) I don't think Neji would panic with a tidal wave jutsu or a pan of flaming salad.
3) I dunno if this was intentional or not, but he takes an hour to do something from a "10 minutes or less" book. If so, lolz again.
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how do you burn salad lets all burn salad wooho

hahahaha! i liked it :)

Haha! I think even I'm better than Neji at cooking! Hehe, fun story!

OMG LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY TEARS WHERE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE AND I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LOL you r so funny ^^

THAT IS REALLY HURTING MY STOMACHE! i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING NEJI BURNING A SALAD!! ILMASO GOD NEJI LOL AH CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

LOL that got me laughing.I'm putting this on my fav list so when I'm down I'm going to read this and I shall be happier.That was very nice.It wasn't stupid funny.It was nice funny.Thank you for writing this fic,it will be put to good use!^-^

*is encarcerated with giggles* OH SHOOT! I CAN'T BREATHE! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

FUNNY STORY

haha lmao!

I Like it! It's really funny!

HaHa!! Very humerous!! Stupid, stupid Neji...

O.o How can someone BURN salad?! Well even if that does sound imposseble the story was great!!XD

This is so awesome...He put the salad in a FRYING PAN! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaha! poor Neji! He glared at the cheese omg genious!
omg this is too funny
oh Neji trying 2 cook is so CUTE
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oh, man, this is so hilarious! I was laughing throughout the whole thing!