If you do not update
I will surely come to hate
Your lack of response
To the dear reviewers.

Of course, I already do.
Since you've much taken longer
Than my six month old fondue

What has it been then?
Seven months? Seven years?
Do you still have apathy
For your dear reviewers tears?

So hasten, my dear
And don't let us fear
That your stories might spontaneously combust
Or turn to tiny particles of dust

In fact, by gazooks! Make some books!
About noble sea kings and silly schnooks!
And the world will rejoice
Because your writing is first choice

So what inspired this nonsensical rhyme?
Do you dare ask, and allow me to take a dime of your time?

This was inspired by MadamHydra!
MadamHydra?
Who's MadamHydra??
Can you believe how many people don't know MadamHydra??

It's all to blame
For your inadequate publicity
If only you would publish
Then the world would see
How wonderful you could be
Compared to that Shakespearan rubbish

No offense to Shakespeare
He's a wonderful fellow
Who would often appear
Just to say “Hello, I like jello”

Please excuse these past few lines
They're atrociously bad signs
To signify that your dear reviewers
Are getting a bit hullaboolic

So please, MadamHydra,
Be a wonderful dear
And update as quick as you can
Or else your dear reviewers
Might give you a kick in the boot!

We love you
We really do

But if you continue to stall
Then we just might have a squall

Because that's how much effect you have on us
The poor, poor yet dear reviewers

P.S.
I expect you to update every three weeks
Or give the reviewers tiny chapter peeks.

P.S.S. On a real note, I would also die of happiness if I saw you update Conflicts of Interest on this site, if you would please. My computer is pre-locked against livejournal, so I can't go there =( thus depriving me of life's pleasures--mainly, reading your fics. Please, I am begging you!

i read this fic like 3 years ago and u still havent updated it
PLZ update it

Well, I just have to say it...
Your fic is probably the best one ever. I´ve read a lot (and I mean it!) of stories and none of them can be barely compared to yours. I still hope some day you´ll finish that, because I always come to see if there´s something new about it, and... T_T

But, in fact, I just wanted to congratulate you!
You have an amazing fanfiction in your hands!

Kisses!
=*

(Please forgive my english mistakes... I´m brazilian, hehe!)

Er, okay? What happened to the rest? It looks like this tale hasn't been updated in years. Anyway, I'm finiding it very interesting thus far even if it is getting more and more AU then I expected. Saito? Kenshin's grandfather? I don't see how that works considering Kenshin was a teenager and Saito was in his early twenties during the Bakumatsu.

Anyway, I'm really enjoying this and I would love to see you finish this.

Love Randa*

O.o You have me hooked...seriously...

Hey!I read this fic years ago, in portuguese, and I can't believe it has no end!Please, finish it!

Rogue solus pretty much summed it all up for me. But I know that you'll never update/complete this story; it's been 5 years. I just don't know why you would torture us with a Teaser if you weren't gonna finish it. That's just mean. *sigh* Oh well, there's nothing I can do about it. It was a wonderful story, incompleteness and all. Farewell.

Ah hell lady why don't you update to just to good of a story to let go.

dear madamhydra,

i remember this ficcie. the best rk story ever. the twist, the turns in plot and the hints of the supernatural...all spell binding. this ficcie has haunted me for years (especially the teaser of chapter 25 in your lair). it's presence has lingered in the back of my mind with the hope that one day, one glorious day it would finally be completed. that day has yet to come. but hopefully sometime soon you will be inspired to continue on and give life to THAT WHICH LINGERS once again. please, i do beg of you, cause no one can complete this ficcie but madamhydra.

your humble fan rogue solus

excellent chapter.

excellent chapter.

no! how can you leave it at this! i want to see how kenshin reacts to being the grandson of saitoh! i had seen this on the other website ages ago, but thought it sounded a little too wierd for my tastes, but i was totally wrong, which makes me happy i read your story. its really cool and i cant wait till you update next! if you dont...youll be sorry...

T-T YOU JUST GOTTA UPDATE THIS STORY! ITS SO AWSOME! IM DYING TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENDS! YOU LEFT IT A CLIFFY! PLEASE UPDATE THIS STORY! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES! PLEASE UPDATE IT!

This really is a great story. I can't wait to see Kenshin's reaction to his 'grandpa' o.0

Hoping you update soon~PandaLily

wonderful wonderful! i couldnt stop reading it! it was so interesting dat i had to know what's coming next! some parts made me laugh and some parts kinda weirded me out... haha... when you hav finished ur ending, please email me and let me know! i wanna finish reading! i NEED to know the ending! :P