Like my name says, I'm trying. REALLY REALLY TRYING.

I reviewed, read through it, and felt utterly ashamed of myself. By the way, I'm Raine1902. Right, I was horribly mean. I'm a rash person, so forgive me for being such a sadist.

I'm still sticking with my earlier observation. It's terrible. I have no idea how I'm supposed to be optimistic about this one. I'm very happy to know that it wasn't meant to be serious. In a way, it was a good source of humor. Not the story, of course. It's the reviews. I nearly laughed my guts out at them. Seriously! I applaud the reviewers. I will refrain from commenting about those who actualy liked it. I'm very sure it won't be pretty.

Rei is a horror. She's not realistic, and to be honest, gigantic boobs make her look like a matron. It's freaky. I don't want to comment about how she seems to be second Avatar. In a way, I believe that it is quite possible, with proper explanation of course. She could be a past reincarnation that was somehow reborn into the present, or born when Aang 'faltered' at some point in the iceberg. It's actually quite feasible. But her other powers are a no no. Even a master airbender cannot fly without the help of a glider. It's not logical. As for teleportation, it could also be somewhat possible, also with enough explanation. ESP should never have been mentioned at all.

The plot is confusing and impossibly hard to follow. I assume this is part of what makes this fic a troll. No more comment.

Once again, I'm sorry for flaming previously. I thought it over and re-reviewed.

*sigh* How should I put this?

It was disgusting, horrifying, idiotic, detestable, and a downright abomination.

That should do well enough.

Rei. Hah. What possessed you? No, I seriously want to know. It'll be a scientific breakthrough in physiology. It'll make the headlines!

If I were to be super nice, I would say she was a freak. But I won't. Instead, I'll be mean and tell you she's a filthy whore who probably fucks herself because no self-respecting man would ever even touch a bed she was lying on.

All the people who actually like this story are all, to put it bluntly, mentally retarded. I don't give a shit about whether they come along and flame my stories because of this or not. Especially that wuss who calls himself Chris. The fucking idiot.

My best advice would be to jump off a cliff where no one will see your mangled corpse. And bring your goddamned Rei with you. Translation: Delete this trash and move on. TO ANOTHER LIFE.

Damn, that felt so good.

Oh yes, try to cover up for yourself by saying that this was all "intended"

PSH I see through your crap. lolololol

ZOMG TEH REI!

Wait...

Wrong Rei. Nevermind.

Nice Troll!

I laughed a lot...

And I was relieved to know that this not meant to be a serious story.

XD I'm so glad you intended this to be satire and an example of "what not to do", because Rei is just awful. I was laughing so hard while reading this. If there was a Mary-Sue like this that was supposed to be taken seriously, I don't know what I'd do. I thought Bella Swan and my OCs from early in my writing career were bad, but Rei...Oh Gott...I am so thankful that this isn't meant to be serious. lol

I wrote this . . . uhh, thing? YEARS ago as satire to all the Mary Sues on this site. I find myself surprised by how many people took this so seriously. I mean, doesn't the username KIND OF give it away?

About this thing, I wrote it in about two hours and posted it as a troll. I became bored of it and went off for four years. I saw it mentioned in TvTropes and I couldn't stop laughing.

Yes, it's satire. Laugh at it; don't take it seriously. I'm surprised it was. DO use it as an example of how not to write. Those of you who pointed out the errors in the story, use your knowledge to guide the new writers to write better stories. If they're serious about writing they will improve and we'll have better stories.

Oddly enough, the horror that is Twilight was published a few months later. Dear lord.

Osane

You are aware that being or doing something only a canon character could be or do is one of the cardinal signs of Sue-dom, no? If not, then hasten thee to the Tropes, to there discover how not to write horribly.

And what's more, you did it BADLY. The way you wrote the song, it would only fit with a truly bizarre rhyth scheme. You are destroying the work of a great singer, may she rest in peace, and insulting her by claiming that the song does not exist. Did you seriously think that nobody would catch you? You are also in vast need of help when it comes to original characters. "Rei" is a Black Hole Sue so turgid that she has an entry on TVTropes.

'"Fine.” Rei stepped up to the stage where all the instrument and their players were. Rei sat at the piano and played a song called For You (does not exist), “My happiness was overwhelmed when you smiled, your smile makes the day brighten, far from the sun filled days that lie in sleep. Waiting with glee for the spring, when the blossoms will bloom, reborn again, knowing there’s more beyond the suffering of today...And although the scars of yesterday remain, you can live as long as your heart believes...You can’t be reborn again, although you can change...Let’s try our best, always...As though waiting for a sign, I wait peacefully for you...only you...This barrier that keeps us apart will not exist for long...for you...I will wait forever...I watched the flowers that we planted together grow and grow, like the love that I have for you...amazing that it will never fade...For you...let’s stay together forever...”'

Dude... did you just rip off Fruits Basket?

I think you did.

And I hate you so much for it.

Plagiarism is NOT cool, man.

giant mary-sue, dumb plotline, cliched

Oh dear GOD. I can't stop laughing. This is possibly the most Mary-Sueish fanfiction that I have ever had the displeasure to read, besides Twilight. It was all over the place; it didn't make sense; and it was completely and totally idiotic. The sentences were so simple, it was like a five year old was writing this. This wasn't an Adventure/Romance, more like a Comedy.

"Just then an ominous wolf demon came and took Rei, 'See ya later loser!' He yelled." LOL SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE HELL!

Stick to writing in to yourself. Please. Until your writing level gets to that of a 10th grader at least.

go fuck youself, bitch

"Wel, I still have my virginity. Unlike you who lost his virginity to a BUL MACHINE!" What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hey guys!

Who would win? Rei, or Rose Potter?

Cuz it certainly looks like Rei is way more Sueish than that bitch!

Seriously, what the hell is this? It's like someone shoved an infinity plus one sword in my ass and said this was the story. She's too perfect! Having every guy fall for her is like having a black hole in place of a character, they all go for her, even villains! At least make some more people actually try to kill her. Important people at least.

Also, werewolves! Where did this come from? That's like putting giant robots into a romance fic, it doesn't make sense!

... That's all I'm going to say.