You're mad, you know that?
funny, but very insane.

Hi there! This is Wrath AKA Lady of the Everchanging Penname. I'd just like to say that I'm in love with this fic after reading it on a sick day. Unfortunately, I cannot think of a new thing for you to do, except Fish. It just seems like a good topic. Anyway, please update!

The best radio station known in existence is BBC Radio 4, which describes itself as intellectual speech.

Absolutely. They do an excellent programme about fishing on the Scottish Isles, as well :D

whilst outside a grounds-man will be loudly hosing flowerbeds; causing much discomfort for those participants with poor bladder control.

And how true that is. *Or* a man spreading manure on said flowerbeds, causing much discomfort for those participants with no inability to block of their sense of smell.

:D

Take the banana for example; a long bent yellow fruit that is instantly recognisable in the portraits of famous fruit bowls. So much so that it has had to go into hiding to escape the millions of enthusiasts looking for its autograph.

LOL!

This is brilliant! Go stick your head in a pig has recently become my favourite saying, so that made me laugh, as did teh rest of teh fic. Please update soon!

Very funny. The bath one in particular was hilarious.
I disagree - BBC7 is joint best radio channel ever with Radio 4, primarily for it's showing of The Goon Show (Monday's, BBC7, 7:00-7:30; don't miss it!)
All in all great entries; I wish there were more stories like this on

It was brilliant! You should make a lot more of these. Maybe one on authors...? A certain late hitchhiker, to be more precise? Please?
Or on tea. Or on why the british love their tea so much...
Anyswoosh, keep up the highly entertaining and amusing work!

not bad

heya. liking the writing. um... u no i hav no idea wot to write. like a thousand review with 2 much to say, and now i have no idea. good work. do more.

This is great! It's like Douglas Adams is writing these himself.

Could you possibly do one about music?

You do sound just like the guide. W00t!

yes the bath one was funny! and i totally agree with radio 4 - espaecially after about 10:30! (well 10:30 is newss and that isnt so good but u no what i mean)please write some more!

Yes it was funny. And why not calenders?

lol Very good. The bath one was quite funny. Looking forward to the update!