'Oh god, the Die-ary.' Just had a lawls moment there. Poor Edgar *pets him, 'cause that's all she can do* and Scri is such a snit sometimes. *pause* *pets Scri too*

The thoughts in my head currently. And they don’t seem to be running on any train they used to.

Well done, I think. I like how it progressed.

E, I love this. :D This is great.
In particular, I love da whole tone of da thing, but also how Scri and Edgar are kind of communicating in it. They aren't exactly talking ta each other, at least, it doesn't seem that way ta me. It kinda seems like they're both telling the same story, with Scri adding in things that Edgar fergets, something like that. I really like that idea, it seems strangely twisted and yet almost normal all at once.
I also loved the detail about the cereal. :D

wow, very impressive! I can only hope that doesn't happen in Vargas. :)