LOL! That was so funny! Kinda awkward, and I had to pause for five seconds to realize what Sphincter meant... LOL...

Great job!

...i'm going to go soak my eyes in vinegar and hope that that image will come off...

Choked on my gum laughing... too hilarious! Even though it shouldn't be! And all the better for how seriously you built it up... *cracks up again*

Wow. Just...wow.

That's so random. But ridiculously amusing!

that was absolutely the most useless random thinh i've ever read... exactly what i was looking for! do it again!

HILARIOUS! You have a great sense of humor.

LOL.

I like your sense of humor. ^__^

*giggles inanely*