Getting the bath ready...

Keep up the good work on these Owner's Guides! Have you thought of doing Aragorn yet, or Gimli, or(drum roll, please) Elrond?

When I need a bit of a laugh, I come back to these. Adding you to my favorites list!

Lol! I want a BOROMIR! Sean Bean version!

LOL This is hilarious! Great job!

Rosey

I liked this, it was funny. I hope to read more Care and Maintenance Manual fan fiction stories in the future.

already laughing by the time i got up to"Manufacturers"! xD

Again, very well done! Haha, basically... awesome.

I think my favorite line was: "BOROMIR units have an uncanny knack of staying in boats, even after they have been cast adrift over huge waterfalls."

*laughs wildly* Gah, if only! I could finally have a date. *rofl*

Frying pan... And it's recommended that we immediately yank off all his clothes and dunk him in a bath? Nice.

Okay, seriously, this was utterly hilarious. I've needed a good laugh as of late, and this has done the trick. Well done!

Well done!

I love these user guide fics. They are always a joy to read.

This one was just awesome. I loved it from start to finish.

The mention of a Sam unit hitting them over the head cracked me up.

The Solution for trying to get him to help around the house was the best.

Nice work!

Keep it up!

Winter-Rae xoxo

Very very good.

Excellent. Must find more...

I loved the final note, very original.

love,

Lindale

I liked the "snow-bathing" part here.

Loved it.

Loved boromir better.

Wow, this was pretty good. Very funny, and i'm defianatly going to your profile to read more. Good job!

I LOVE THESE THINGS. :D So entertaining. I hope you write some more soon. I would love to see a FRODO Owner's Guide and Manual. x)