haha
pretty good, made me laugh a lot, exactly what i needed today

She WAS usefull afterall. What a happy ending.

YAY. The fitting end for all Mary Sues: Kitty Litter. And lots of it, says I. (runs over Mary Sue's corpse numerous times with autobus)

Yah! (And, of course, Pog Mahon was there roasting marshmallows with the rest of 'em! She then stabbed Mary Sue's corpse with a spork and started throwing random projectiles in euphoria.) Yes, that bit actually happened! I just stayed in the shadows so nobody would see me...MWAHAHAHA!

And to dear Merry...I always knew he was the ultimate source of lame pick-up lines. At least he didn't do the "Running through my mind" one, because then I would've had to bury him alive with the frozen corpse of Walt Disney. And now I must go fry my brain with math homework.

Sorry to see the end, but it was a good end! And Celeborn had more than one line! I always knew he had more brainpower than was implied in the movie! ;)

Ha ha , poor Mary Sue , is there no end to her torture ? Will she make some kind of come back to tilt the odds ? Will this bowl of Lucky Charms turn soggy ? I will read on !

You are brave for writing a parody fic for Lord of the Rings , it seems that quite a few Rings Fans don't know what 'Parody' means and they rip the author a new one . I've seen it , it's horrible , I might never write a Rings parody (shutter) . This one is funny though , beware the ...how can I describe them ? ..Hm..Rings fans that don't know that the book/movie is not real and take offense to everything that is not cannon to the Rings story... Whatever you call them: RFTDKTTBINRATOTETINCTTRS's I guess.

_Tinfoil Man

My dearest Christie,
I do not know if you remember me. Perhaps you do- allow me to introduce myself. My name is Julie. Dost thou rememberest? I miss you, love. Please know that I have not forgotten about you! I want you to contact me, 0.O.

My aim is MyMiffedStapler
my yahoo is
dentist_margery

and my email is

Please my dearest friend...do you remember roasting an old man named Gladys?
Well talk to you sooner or later.

Wow...this is the first fanfic I've read in a long time and I've gotta say...'twas funny as hell. :D Though just a tad disturbing...

Wow your story is so funny I was in tears (from laughter of course) when i read the first chapter...its kind of been going downhill though but it's still really funny...write more!

OK, I'll write it down as soon as I've finished the one I'm writing right now. ;) *Yay I got called smart whee*

Give Eowyn octuplets! Then there will be sixteen pink things! Eight of them half chairs!

Would be enough to drive anyone nuts... heh heh heh... >:)

HAHA! Great chapter!

I always thought Legolas/Gimli was the most obvious homosexual pairing right after Frodo/Sam... Just think of the all the time they spent together without anyone watching... Their constant bickering and insulting each other (THE Hollywood method to slowly introduce a love affair -- just think of Han Solo and Leia Skywalker, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and many, many others...) They even went to Valinor together! (Legolas: Now that we've secretly gotten married in Las Vegas, let's go on our honeymoon!
Gimli: Viva Valinor!)

Should I laugh or puke? I just laughed so hard I almost blew chunks! Holy crod! I can't believe how funny occ-ness can be! But I'm afraid I'll have nightmares of this Mary-Sue... *cringes in disgust* The similes/metaphors/orcareswhattheyare are probably the best part! *tosses out kudo bars* Kudos for you!!

*~Lolly~*

woo! chapter! Mad-Eye Moody on Heroin, now there's an interesting though...

OMG i luv the chair-baby names! poor Elboron, i may have to go save him from Mary-Sue's children!

PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE SOON FOR THE SAKE OF SURVIVING SCHOOL!

I honestly could not stop laughing through this chapter. The diarrhea line was the absolute best. :D

Yours,
Regnet

To lazy to log in, anyway, that was funny. Stupid chair babies, and Éowyn had the right idea. Make sure she lives so that she can suffer through the children. Who she could then kill and eat. Yes, that would be good. And Faramir is Steward Sexyness. And you won't tell me how she dies? *tear* So sad.

~Jenny