One question : are you Sands? you know the borderline sociopath agent of C.I.A ? Really , that was very, very good. You almost convinced me that the poor Shrek is a whore.

OMG, you are totally right. This was hilarious by the way, my bro wanted to know what I was reading because of all the bloody sniggering I was doing - but Mum would have had my head.

ta,

PKIA

Only someone like you (or Sands) would be able to point out something like that. Very amusing. It's going to make me think twice about characters/people premoting things now.

Well you've convinced me! Shrek is a whore!

Bwahaha. So very ingenious. "Shrekstasy." Can I quote you on that?

To funny!

Oh my gosh... My whole view of the world has shifted! Is the sky still blue? Is the grass still green? Is Liberachi still gay? How could I not have seen this before? How could I not have realized? I feel so stupid; I can't believe I didn't see this before. Shrek is a whore... *blink* Nice story, though it was more like a rant. I'm guessing this was a young Sands. Very entertaining, keep up the good work.

Your Worshipfulness

LOL love this funny and so true Shrek is a whore.. I feel we have all learned a valuable life lesson here LOL

Oh gosh toots...your as crazy as Sands is, but your also fun. Nyctea

*giggle*

Oh so very funny, but true, SHREK'S A WHORE! OMG!

LMFAO! That was priceless. Brilliant dear, brilliant. Oh my...but Sands, tsk tsk tsk, he should not be talking. He and El were IN Shreck 2! I kid you not, check it out:

(i do hope links show up in reviews, if not i'll post it again)

Wow this doesn't leave much for the imiganation now does it?lol

This is good.If I was logged in this would be a favorite lol.

Thank god you didn't diss Puss in Boots or i woulda killed yah.

Hey! That was funny. Good point by the way, the makers of shrek did sell out around the release of the second movie. Well I g2g. Bye and good luck.

" Let it be known here and now that I am not trying to bring an end to your love for Shrek like I did with cinnamon."

Touche :)

Well, you've done again. Changed my view on things, and for the better I would think. It's a terrible thing what we've all become. *sighs* Oh well, and long as you don't mess with Puss in Boots, I'm fine.

"(it tastes like cat piss; don’t know how chicks drink it)"

TOUCHE!