Very, Very Dunny. I love the way you break the Berrier between Fiction and Reality. And it's not Sarcasum. It's FUNNY! xD

EvilEatingSanta, you are wicked cool. I love the twitchy-legged Assassin, and how he has to circle around the mast in his unsightly spasming. That's just priceless.

And I bow in obeisance to Master Li's very powerful "Random Explosion" attack. Not to mention his ninja to serious in 0.21 sec ability. Truly, a fightening man.

But the best part of all? The ant. I KNEW IT THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET US! Er, sorry, I just really like that line...

“Well, I’m not sure. The ants tell me to kill you but I think that would be just plain mean. Maybe I should get a second opinion from the egrets who live next door…” Gao mused, stroking his chin thoughtfully.

You're fun writing is sure, well, funny! I giggled everytime I saw the name "Rambo." At first I thought it'd be really, really stupid, but you've proved me wrong. It's pretty damn funny. And I love the dilemma of choosing between the two weapons - I had that exact same problem!

"They both were certainly deadly. They both were shiny. The both would look most glorious with blood spattered over them. Rambo covered his eyes with a hand and held out his other hand, deciding that he would just pick one at random."

You said it perfect.

Oh, and yeah, cannons are totally cheating. Bastards.

Some other awesome lines?

"Dawn Star sighed in relief when she knew that Rambo had heard her warning, turning back to face another bandit who had been waiting patiently for her brief exchange with the monk to be over with. Dawn Star smiled and stabbed him in the face. Really, these bandits were just a waste of time."

You're awesome. This was fun. Do it again sometime. :-)

GOA THE INSIGNIFICANT?! How much more do you have up your sleeve, ne?! This rocks, and you will post soon! Please?

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Yeah, thanks for the twigs. Now write a chapter where this hot vampire chick randomly makes out with Sky. Common, I dare you! DO IT! BOW TO ME! Dance, monkey, dance!

I... love you... This was insane and great, as always. Write more if you are so inclined...

HAhaha, Gao the insignetfigant. Maybe ZU the whimpy? can't wait for more.

HAHAH! This reminds me of...my humor! only you're better. I mean this is one of the funnier things I've seen in a while. I haven't finished Jade yet cause...of GTA San Andreas. so right more more!

Hahahahahahahaha! I love it! The Assassin is my favorite character so far, with Rambo in a close second :D

Seriously, Cappie, you need to write more. If you don't, I'll torment you with repetative stories that always end with, "And then they ate cake"!

So if you value whatever is left of your sanity, you shall bless us with another chapter!

haha! I love this fic! it's freakin' hilarious. I love the part where rambo tells Dawn Star to switch to support mode! You should read my fic, Desecrated Empire and leave a review!

MUAHAHAHAHA! Oshitoshitoshitoshit! I love that! And the "insufficient chi" thing. It was great. Do write more if you feel so inclined! ^_^

Twigs? TWIGS?!?!?!??!?! This is false advertising. I read of no twigs. WTF. I want twigs, like I was promised. Gah. I hate you. Other than that, it was funny. Next time, put in more twigs.