ok here's another one: I have an entire army of ninja kittenbunnies, and there's a jerk at school who really annoys me. What should I do?

lol. I actually like Oreo's... I mean Ozai's advise the best...

-D-K-C

heck yeah! :D

Hey, so, I absolutely love this. And as I was reading, I thought 'Hey! I have a bit of a problem myself. Why not ask the Avatar gang?'

So here's my dilemma: I have a friend (who isn't really) who keeps on going back and forth on whether or not we're best friends or mortal enemies. The thing is, I don't have the patience to put up with her games anymore. What I want to know, is how do I essentially "break up" with her without making a big mess of the situation? Because she and I will be seeing a lot of each other next year in the school plays and other classes and whatnot.

Wow, that was long. Sorry! And thanks for taking the time to read this.

Best,
Katalyst

Hi guys, hey Moonshade! I have a huge problem...I just transferred school and now I'm having real trouble trying to stay in contact with my old best friends! I email almost every weekend but they don't even bother to reply. Is this a sign that they don't care about me anymore or that they hate me for leaving them?

Lots of love,
RoyalDanielle

I adore this story absolutely and completely, and yes, i did think Ozai would go to his fail-safe world domination solution.

but maybe he can help with MY problem. Ive been having trouble with insomnia lately. Think I could get some advice for a good nights sleep? If not, maybe some tips on how to ditch an embarassing nickname?

oh, and if i could, i would like to join Jet, Azula, Ozai, AND Zuko (especially Zuko) i could be a quadruple agent!

Thanks for all the help!

L8r

SAT

I have this friend. She's real nice and all when it comes down to it, but she's always teasing me for being short! Even though we're the same age, she's like five and a half feet tall and I'm just under five. Sometimes she even uses my head to prop up her elbow! It's so annoying! She calls me her elbow rest!

...I LIKE MOMO'S AND IROH'S ADVICE!!...And I need help. Me and my friends r facing a bit of tension and I'm finding it harder and harder 2 trust them. I try 2 tell them, but they don't seem 2 listen. Any way 2 get the message across?

And I admit with guilt that (since I don't have a blogspot account) I haven't been reading the blog. Evil person am I.

Anywho, problems.

Fine then. There's a person who is in a number of my classes. He's a good person and very intelligent (well, he’s good at what he actually cares to study). But he seems to disapprove of my love for skewed logic and my more general insanity-related happiness, he seems to take any opportunity to flaunt his knowledge for computers and the TI-84 calculator, and overall can be incredibly annoying. There's a good bit of sense in assuming that underneath the surface each of us dislikes the other a fair deal. What's the Avatar's guide to dealing with a fantastically annoying yet generally good person?

Hope things are going well! Happy Easter!


In Christ,
ZN
Formerly ZFF

lol oh ozai. what would we do without ya?

ok i have a question:

My prom is coming up, and there's no boys I want to go with. I'm worried I'll look like a loser if I go without a date, but at the same time, I honestly don't want to go on a date with anyone at my school. Should I go with someone anyway, or just stick with a big group of friends, who might all have dates?

Great chapter! And yeah, I wasn't expecting Ozai to say that. Thanks for writing this. God bless!

You're right, that is what I was expecting. Nice of you to make a change to the usual drudgery. HA!

Ok this is hysterical! And I need some advice my sister is tired of our normal scegual and she wants some change. How could we throw in some differenses here and there?

Even though I already commented on the blog, I still think it's appropriate to post a review here.

Thank you for getting the cast to dish out some amazing advice. I hope that this helps me cope, since the last time I'll probably see those friends is this Friday. Hopefully, I can look at this when I miss them and feel just a little better. Thank you so much.

It's harder for me now than back when I first asked for advice, because another friend told me that she was migrating as well. So, I thank you for this because I know it's gonna help me cope, even if Azula/Koh/Ozai's advice are plain gibberish. :))

Possessed goldfish. ^^