Okay...not what I was expecting.

but well written anyway. Merry christmas.

That was pretty funny. Haha.
You have a certain fetish with butts don't you? lol. j/k.
That was OOC but that's what makes it even more funny. Love it like the other one, Where's Jesse's VPL? Great job. :)

Too Funny!

you're uh... a bit obsessed with that song aren't you??

my darling, you are a loon. a very sweet loon, but a loon nontheless. i must conclude from this masterpiece of verbal engineering that you are an escaped bedlamese with a pet keyboard. woe is me, however, over what you did to my darling jesse. he is MINE! MINE, i tell you!! we even have the same name (well, more or less.)so jesse DOES NOT POUT! HOW DARE YOU SO SOIL HIS LARVELY NAME! still, this may be the funniest thing i've ever read, so as long as you get cracking on another twentysomething chapter masterpiece, i may forgive you. SO DO IT GIRL, OR I'LL DIG OUT MY A-Z AND HUNT YOU DOWN! I'M CAN GET TO OXFORD FAIRLY EASILY!

This a amusing in its hight of randomness

this is so funny!i cant say its the funniest fic i ever read,but it comes in second to F l a s h l i g h t,which lolly isnt updating!this is so cool,write more one-shots like this starts huming the tune to baby got back

Hahahahaha! That was fab!

This has to be one of the MOST random things I've ever read.
Seriously.
The **. HA! First I thought that was a typo (which made me laugh anyway) but then I read it and...Snort. LMAO-interesting is what comes to mind ;D

um... r u high? or were u high when u wrote this? lol. and JESSE WAS MESSED UP! '"Suze! It’s hideous! Put it away! What is it? Oh, querida, where do you pick up these things?” He flexed his muscles. “Come, massage me and you shall forget all your worries. See how I gleam?"' LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Oh my GOD. HAHAHAHAHA omg I LOVED it!

“I’m gonna kick that **’s…**?”

rotflmao

1 word...WOW

that was funny

What the HELL?
So this is the thing I couldn't open...
Man, you sure are insane.
And I have to deal with it on a daily basis.
What was that thing about massage oil? Hm?
But besides being completely wrong, it was very good. Although my brain is so confused by that, I'm not entirely sure.
Interesting.

Oh, Della. The awesomeness astounds me.

I love it!!

:D

Oh how I love your parodies. They are... ice cream for the eyes.

Wow... Let's take a second to think about that ice cream mental image...

Odd...

Well, I love it! :D

You rock.

Love dearest Kattykins.