For a while I couldn't even read past the title because it was so funny. I adore this fic, it's so clever. I have no idea what you have planned for later. I'm assuming someone is going to decided something about Carrion's fate soon, but he doesn't seem too bothered. Thank you for the dedication, brilliant chapter. Can't wait for more!!

Awesome! I laughed so hard!

wow! a new chapter! I apologize for reviewing a few weeks after this was posted. I haven't had much free time until now. First of all I would like to thank you for the new chapter! haha I love it how the kitten saved him from some more glitter. I can't believe that he just blacked out like that..its a good thing the vet is willing to argue on behalf of Carrion. And its also cute that the kitten is watching out for Carrion. Even going as far to step in between Hob and carrion.　And I love it how Carrion manages to drive Finnegan even more crazy by using the five steps. Its sad though that he doesn't recognize friendship-thus the reason why the kitten was looking after him...but great chapter and I look forward to reading more of your story!
lady moon dragon

Finally! This took forever, though it was worth the wait. Please update again. Soon!

LOL litter hahahahahah

LOL halarous HAHAHAHAAHAHAH christopher with a cat !

HAH! Omg I loved watching Finnegan lose his cool! I really hope that Candy was watching the whole thing from behind the mirror, I really want to see her reaction to his words and loss of control.
And how good to see Carrion being his lively and devious self again! ^_^ Not to mention that the Tarrie is adorable, I love how it stood up for Chris <3
Did I mention that I love this story and I'm SO glad you updated? :D Because I am! Its awesome! :D:D:D
xoxo
ZL

This story is absolutely fantastic. I can't stop laughing. Don't leave me hanging!

I really love this story, hope you update soon!!

Great story! I've read it before, but I finally remembered to review. There was one little mistake though. "The Lord of Midnight does not have temper tantrums. With a derisive snort, he tossed the note onto the note. And those Five Steps… What inanity!" I think you meant onto the table. But that was the only thing I found. Hilarious. :)

wow...amazing...I hope you update soon...do you know anything regarding the thrid book? I think we need to send him a long email reminding him... on a different note..what will happen to Carrion once his rehab is over?? Poor kitty..of course he wouldn't trust Carrion's intentions regarding the letter..hahaha...Christopher Carrion safe in the hands of him...new kind of torture that not even Carrion would think of..Carrion's reaction to the assignment was funny...sorry Candy...

"I did not express to Hob my sincere desire to leave him to the tender care of the Requiax."..hahah my favorite quote..poor Carrion..the glitter really is dangerous!!hahaha The kitty as a minion of midnight...well I really hope you will update soon!!
thanks for the great story!
Lady moon dragon

Wow. Eh...wow.
This is hilarious! The thing is, I can totally picture Carrion acting like he is. I loved the stuff with that disgustingly cheerful therapist. Can't wait to see what happens in the next chapter.

Oh...I was missing this story. I particularly liked how he answered the instructions.

And finally, a reaction from Candy !
Really good chapter

Wow I realize that I read this a year ago, then read it all again now, and havent reviewed it! So here goes:

I LOVE IT! I laughed my arse off when Carrion set the crickets on fire. I was literally rolling around in my seat, my friends thought I had lost it.

I love the kit, and Tev, and poor Carrion now that he realizes this whole thing was pointless :(

I cant wait to read more, please dont make us wait so long again!
*puppy eyes*
xoxo
ZL

I've re-read this fic over the past few days, and realised I'd missed so many chapters! There were so many funny dialogues and events, which made me laugh so much. Although I don't think the image of Friendly that I have in my head is actually what you painted, it's way too weird. I'm really looking forward to the next chapter. I have my fingers crossed that Carrion will adopt the cat and live happily ever after.