Hmm...clever, but we had a hell of a time trying to apply the tune to it.

Lol, should trade places with me, I like random dance/song thoug all to oftain its made up on the spot or my own language/sounds which I can't even make sense of. Very nice in any case!

*snorts in laughter*

Good job

you mean...Andrew Lloyd Webber?

Don't ask me how I know that. I don't know how I know.

very, very funny

Really good. I like how you've illustrated a point that I've often noticed in musicals about how they always burst out in a song, instead of just talking. Thank's for the good parody.

funny! I love it :)

Bravo! Bravo! Bravissimo! (that was NOT sung by the way) Absolutly hilarious. You took the words right out of my mouth; keep up the good work!

You think "Phan" is a pun? Where have you BEEN? Phandom is not a pun, it's a way of life! (True Phans tend to have this weird habit oph replacing their f's with ph's. Phasinating, no?) Anyway, if you want a silent Phantom, check out the Lon Chaney version-not THAT'S art.

interesting concept . . . and it seems to fit with the music ; )

lol, it's brilliant! very important question

Aie, that's so cute. It reminded me of the time when I went to watch the movie, and I overheard a couple of ditzes saying "I so liked the movie, but, like, I thought there was too much singing, ya know?" Oi.

The lyrics really speak to my soul.

that has got to be the most HILARIOUS parody i have ever read. i've often thought the same thing. have you noticed that the phantom never really talks without singing? i think the only spoken line he ever says is, "come. we must return. those to fools who run my theater will be missing you." well, he does to a voiceover during the "Notes" song; otherwise, that's all. let my know what you think!

love the poem! i'm aching for more.

Bwahahah! This was lofty! I LOVE!