|Reviews for What You Didn't Know About Sasuke|
| CherryWhirl 4/7/13 . chapter 1
several females very confused as to their true sexual orientation, and several males happily reassured of theirs.
Ilu. No seriously. Can I take this fic home? I promise to treat it nicely.
| Guest 3/16/13 . chapter 1
second part please, love the way you write.
| seaweed 1/27/13 . chapter 1
lol! utter crak! I loved it!
| River Flows Backwards 12/26/12 . chapter 1
i think I'm crying. this- I cannot. omfg XD
| Guest 12/10/12 . chapter 1
ahh so now he nos how naruto felt
| SilverWingedRaven 11/16/12 . chapter 1
Lolz that was awesome. I can totally imagine that happening... Then again, I can also imagine Panda-san shooting lasers from his thumbs and Gai sensie in a hula skirt caramelldansen.
I now leave you with that disturbing thought in your mind
| mabidiso 10/4/12 . chapter 1
Oh...god...so funny...can't breathe...
| ON 9/22/12 . chapter 1
I knew it Sasuke is a women I already knew it. She a samurai who went defunkt from konoha devision i saw her boobies in a weird ass contest in a ova i liked when i was 13 and she saw her dreamboat naruto and screamed no im a dike! she knew it too i had a weird ass fairytail where i had to be a naruto male drone streotypical dude where i hated shemales so much in my dreamclock of disastor that i ended up breeding with a dream sword a woman supposeldy to be my sister in a unity circle with a male teacher who ended up stealing my beutiful cousin sakura a female pretty girl streotypical genius who was so fooled into this casual faggot named sasuke who really was infact a women in drag i told everybody at ninja high school when i was 16 and engaged to tenten and i knew i was going to get with her after i fought orochimaru in front of the gay ass flag of america and she told me that i was going to fuck her silly later in asia where she orginally game from and i knew i was related to some homosexual named naruto who hated homosexuality to began with and denied gay people rights to be faggy got what he wanted it a dark hair pretty girl when they were 13 to be teamates and she kissed him in class and thought he was a gay cartoon charcther and shit i knew i had a cousin who watched it so much and she tried to make me into a naruto streotype and told me that sasuke not a man its a girl named edolarbrah who makes fun of boys when their little and calls them gay by chance and then forces to take it up the booty for fun and kills their pride with a invisible penis i knew it somebody tried to force a boy with a perfectly usable pleasure module for women with no gayness to distrupt a class of hetrosexuals into becoming closet homesexuals with no taste in reality or homophobia which isnt that funny we knew this dike was going to kill everybody if she couldnt be a man again which is funny becuase my parnets are not rich yet my grandma never seemed to disclose the fact that my little brother is never going to be gay to anyone expect a women with big boobs of course. never do we have to pay bills becuase i know my parnets are too stupid to be real like that and automatically have jobs as ninjas in a alternative homosexual killing spree where we hate males who need booty massages every night and coward in the bed with boyfriend gene distrupers who internally make other men into homosexual robots for no reason when they think final fantasy isnt a real novel anymore and became extremely into pedophilla and jack off to little boy prostitutes in secret so i knew i was a rich butler for a rich neiberhood jack off queen named sakura or sister lacksmi in some cases so i was supposed be aquinted with a female celebrity and fight inmoral choas who acts like big hiomosexual faggot for no reason who forces hetrosexual males to succomb to his evil ass fetishis for his selfish asshole rich enviroment fraud where he can be as faggity as he wants and destroys rich jews for no reason with his gay ass korean fag boy for a wife and never gives me a million dollars like im supposed too. so what am i bisexual now? do i need two women for gods sake? yes i need three code lyoko women for that purpose no homosexuality ever again. Sasuke was so evil i had to rasengan his dirty little male vagina with a penis sticking out of it that i was reverse clone his nasty ass later when he finally revealed his shocking ass sercet hes a women and no hes not a male disfigurement like man women orochimaru tried to pull him and kabuto was defintelty not fucking becuase kabuto was too hetrosexual and never really tried to be with anyone other then shizune becuase he was so in love with that fat bitch tsunade that he tried to molest her that shizune killed him in sercet with a thunder bomb justsu that he gave up konoha where he hated working with orochimaru after they spied on tsunades fat ass tits in the bathroom for what? they appertinces for that cause they knew this slinky faggot orochimaru was going steal a medical expert from konoha and endotrine a homosexuality pact with a rich grandson of a fire lord protector and i knew this anime was a real novel for no reason when i knew we were going to keep pale women around from white men with chocolate colored Mexican babies multiracial collective with weird leprsoy colored mutants with random colored hairstyles and magic chunky heads with big ass eyes with color diffientcy i knew my harem was that real. my sister is a big narutard she knew i was naruto by default who hated homosexuality and kept this sercet that she was watching behind my back and wanted a sasuke for an idol and raped a female version of her and called herself terry and tony i knew all to well im a naruto garvyite fictional black stupendous mexican neibhoorhood jackal deity who hated homosexuality so much that would cause a disruption in a universal collective and summon a interal oppostion of a fucktard named shadow clone justsu celebrity pick which turned my sister into my worst rival a slicked up faggot who hates cute babies and works with a brainwashing evil molestor who wants to brainwash every fucking person on the planet with a moon monster spell of gayness so he can endoctrine evil ass magic bypasser to make us his dead ass fairy wish where he gets to pollute the enviroment, create huge ass monsters make no sense as a chinese republican and never talk to us about what really went down 600 years ago in the past present future cycle we have always been in where everybody from chicago gets extremly fat and gay and stupid looking where we get ugly and gay virus which we send are homosexual childern in the future iraq naruto savior type situation where we kill ugly homosexual retards for the 8th hundred million times and still keeping around again after this faggot pretty boy poisens us from afar with evil ass emotions from the inside out with magic misuse of speech impediments of course i knew madara uchiha was going to do this again i hated that fucker so much for killing americans like this for the 6th time in the age of kali for no reason to make us his faggot pets for faggot idol worship for no reason again.
| another wannabe author 8/31/12 . chapter 1
...lol...but also wtf.
| brica 8/2/12 . chapter 1
A nice change of pace from your Dark stories, I'll admit.
Really funny, especially since it's so short.
I love it!
| MusicFan Banana 7/29/12 . chapter 1
mahaha, that was so funny, I agree, If one of the boys were to be a girl, most likely would be Neji.
| Ensteinium 7/27/12 . chapter 1
You should continue this. Just. Jut because.
You should do it. :D
| weirdo-lover 7/26/12 . chapter 1
haha this was silly
| SongoftheDarquePhoenix 7/3/12 . chapter 1
I love fics like this. Forget about Naruto secretly being a girl- it's all about the Uchiha!
| Eagle-Wing-sorceress 6/29/12 . chapter 1
I had this poker face on before I started laughing so hard my ribs started burning. Best Sasuke-Humor story evar.