This is the best story I have come across on so far. You have excellent writing skills and an unbelievable amount of talent.

Sweet dude. I wish I had time to leave more of a review, but I'm afraid I do not; since I have to go to the store. But this is really cool, so update soon, ya?

Dude, you goin' to continue this?
I like it. I think you should. Yes, you most certainly should. So... chapter two. Soon. Yes? God.
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I'm on a sugar rush, so I'm weird right now. Please forgive. X_X

I, EVILATOR, SUMPREME DARK LORD OF THE UNIVERSE (and all around great-looking guy) COMMAND MORE, LEST YOU BE SMOTHERED IN JUMBO JETS AND LASER PROTECTED BANK VAULTS!