hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. <- it'll never end.

I was reading through my reviews . . . god knows why . . . and decided to check the Arena fics . . . again god knows why . . . but she's still hilarious. Update when ever you canm, as long as it's in about 3 minutes.

even though they arent necessary doesnt mean they arent fun! *signals for Arena to put the GPS-having shock-collar on an intern*

I absolutly love these! You gotta feel bad for the interns, though. poor little nobodies who are about to get amused. Helena worked out brillantly though. Oh, and I lived. I wont be getting you anytime soon! (if this is confusing, please see a past review).

Update, please! For frond's sake! Frond needs it! *frond's skeleton is NOT IN ANY WAY MOVED BY ME AND nods in "agreement" . . . or maybe the it bounces in the wind. Still*

if I suffocate and die laughing because of this, my ghostly self is going to kick your canadian ass. Translation- I died laughing. (please remember I am the bitch who typed in the "new york" accent) PLEASE UPDATE WHEN YOU WILL! I THINK NAKED DRIDAYS WOULD BE A GREAT ADDITION TO THE TECHIES'S DEPT.! 0oh. Accident caps lock. The typo that never ends

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *more insane cackling* This is brilliant! Those would be some of the best office memos I have EVER seen before. With that said, I would also never work for Foaly... no matter how much I love him... teehee... "Human Resources has introduced Bring Your Kid to Work Day. Please do not bring children that are not yours just to convince everyone that you got laid at least once" entertaining. But wouldn't it be Fairy resources or something? (Seeing as Arena is the only human there?) just my musings. Everything is extremely entertaining though. With that being said, you're on a roll! Keep up the great work! :D
~ Shiro

I'm sending in a review for all three updated chappies. Damn, you work fast... these are really funny. I'm so glad you liked my suggestion! Thanks for updating so quickly!
~Shiro

oh my god. you just made my day/night? so much brighter. this was epic. short, but epic. extremely entertaining, as always, I would love it if you managed to work these 10 points to explain just WHY Arena doesn't do remote field work anymore in a story setting... it'd be extremely funny. I'd come up with my own version, but unfortunately, I lack the skill to come up with pure comedy. As always, excellent work. You're my hero.
Update Soon!
~Shiro

*Laughs histairically* Great!

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That was HILARIOUS! You should write more like this! FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!

Oh god, that's great! She managed to get him in a straight jacket in 7 hours and 57 minutes! (approx.) Update soon!

Virgin sacrafice?
(snorts water out nose, falls on floor laughing, has convulsion, dies.)
WOW, DO IT AGAIN

Big fan
THIS IS F* Hillarious. Wow, you do so much here. Get either Arty or Butler drunk
If Arty, have him get laid
If Butler, have him lay out Folay (Who sould also be drunk.)

I love how Foaly just *knows* that Arena's behind it

I was wandering in the Artemis Fowl fandom, when lo and behold, I found this updated. I was quite pleasantly shocked!~ 'Losses' was rather interesting, liquored up as it was. Again, I must say that I absolutely love Arena ^^'

This made me giggle and dance in my room for five minutes.
Twice.

I love the light sense of humor that borders these drabbles.
It makes me re-read the actual stories again.
It makes me wish I could hold a plot for more than twenty pages.