sorry to disappoint, but, um... ... ... I AM THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ALISTER FAN, AND HE IS MINE! MINE, I SAY! ... so... yeah, back off my man!

o_o Oi! You forgot Ryou! Ryou, Bakura's light!

ITS OVER! WHY, WHY? [Cries]

[At this point in time, Cat is being chased by Seto Kaiba for a kiss, but for once-is not so keen on the idea. I fainted, Cat died, and this review box disappeared. A happy ending for all.]

Slime! Pruney, disgusting slime!

Nice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[Inhales]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Ahem.

Personally, Me and my Cat are stalking you now. I'm very sorry, but you are stuck with us now. [evil grin]

o.o

Now...that...was...very...funny...sorry...I...cannot...review...in...full...sentences...because...laughing...so...hard...I've...lost...breath...

[Cat glomps Alister, casuing BB3 to knock her lights out]

[laughs like a maniac] I have seen some things in my time..but that...

[Cat tackles ALister, and tries to eat his head]

CAT!

[eyes grow to the size of the saucers]

Cat: [twitches some more at Alister]

BB3: I loved this chappie. It was full of randomness!

That takes the biscuit...just hillarous!

[Sighs as Cat glares at Alister and twitches]

What do you have againist him?

Hillarous...so...so...funny!

Cat: [blinks at Alister and zT, and starts to twitch.]

AH! NO,CAT! DON'T KILL THE NICE PEOPLE!

AH! UGH!

[cat and BB3 die]

BB3: Randomness! Sheer, evil randomness!

In a very funny, well written way of course.

Damn...poor Valon.

[Cat starts making out with the laptop]

HEY! THATS MY LAPPY! MY ONE TRUE WUV!

[Chases Cat]

Great fic so far...haven't laughed that hard in age...

[laughs hysterically, causing Cat to knock her over the head with a baseball bat]

[blinks]

Do...I really want to see soon...?

Cat: [shakes]

Making out with his bathroom mirror?

Cat: Well, theres no accounting for taste these days. I personally make out with my Alister plushie-

[BB3 blinks at her]

Forget I said anything. [vanishes]