Suggestion for Kurama: This is an answering machine. *pause* You know wat to do.

This is so god damn funny!

ok...ur...akward.

touya stop being so damn emo
touya:NEVER!

that...was...so...funny(stops for air,cuz laughed to much.)

lol, cool fic.

Kuwabara: Sorry I can't answer the phone right now, but if yo- HEY SHIRMP! DON'T PUT A FORK IN THE TOASTER, OR YOU MI-KURAMA! DON'T STEAL THAT, IT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOO-URAMESHI, THOSE ARE SHIZURU'S CLO-YES, THEY ARE PINK, FRILLY, AND UGLY, BUT SHE WILL KI-/JUST FINISH THE DAMN ANSWERING MACHINE, YOU OAF!/ FINE, YOU REJECTED OOMPALOOMPA! (sighs) If you leave your name and number I will return your call with finished sentences.

Sorry it sucked. Use it however you want to.

That was hilarious! Okay, um... why is it that Kurama is the only person who never gets his shirt ripped off in battles? This usually happens to girls, not boys, I think.

dude...his ASS?now that i think of it she does look in that direction often...

Oh, the RIGHT kind of reviews. Ok, I want to help! I just don't think they'll be that good or funny. Here goes nothin':

Hiei: -BEEP- . . . . . Hn /Shrimpy, you can't only say HN. Say somethin' else~/ Kuwabara shut up before I rip out your vocal chords and strangle you with them. /Yeah, well your feet don't touch the ground when you sit down!/ :turns to machine: Whoever the hell you are, don't call me again unless you have a death wish. Right now I have to beat the living hell out of an oaf so if you want to die, wait in line/ :runs away: AH! -BEEP-

Fuyumi Togashi: Meh, that wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Oh, also I want to leave a message for Yusuke!

-BEEP- Hello, Yusuke? This is Fuyumi. You never called me back! After what happened at Takeru's party you said you'd call me. Sure we were both a little drunk when it happened, but it was still special, right? Well look. My parents are going out of town for the weekend so come on over so we can . . . you know. Later -BEEP-

(Yusuke's reply)
-BEEP- Oh, crap. Uh, look Fuyumi, I hate to break it to you but I'm kinda sorta seeing someone. I mean, like you said we were both drunk so--/Yusuke who are you talking to?!/ No one Keiko! Just back off!/Are you hiding something from me? :takes Yusuke's cellphone: Hello, this is Keiko and if your a girl I want you to know that I'm Yusuke's girlfriend so no, he is not single! :hands it back to Yusuke:/ :whispers: So Fuyumi, your parents are out of town?/GIVE ME THAT! :snatches back phone: LISTEN UP FUYUMI! WHOEVER YOU ARE, YUSUKE ISN'T INTERESTED! AND YUSUKE, JUST WHAT DID HAPPEN AT THIS PARTY?/ I can explain!/ GOODBYE MISS FUYUMI! I NEED TO DEAL WITH A CERTAIN PERVERT WHO HAS A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!!-BEEP-

Fuyumi Togashi: I thought that was pretty funny. So yeah, I hope you get more like these because I'd love to see more answering machines!

Toodles,

Fuyumi Togashi

HA HA HA! Still so freakin' funny. Especially when that one person asked about Yusuke's six-pack and Kurama's butt. Ha ha. Oh, by the way, who is Sarah and who is Danielle? So the girl Sarah loves Ephraim? If you know her, tell her that I give her super-delux-o-matic-ultra-coolio points because I LOVE Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones. And I love Prince Ephraim! Blah, enough of my rambling about Ephraim. Well, onto the next one.

Love,

Fuyumi Togashi

Ha, funny AND in character. Yeah, Touya-kun is very reclusive like Hiei-kun but Touya-kun is a gentleman, unlike Hiei-kun.

Touya: Uh, thanks, I guess?

Hiei: Hn.

Fuyumi: Loved it! Can't wait for more!

Ciao for now

~Fuyumi Togashi

That was so funny. Ha, I'm still laughing. Oh, hello, by the way. I'm new to fanfiction so I'll introduce myself. It is I, the great Fuyumi Togashi, daughter of Yoshihiro Togashi.

Kuwabara: Really? I didn't know he had a daughter

Hiei: Hn. He doesn't you idiot. She's just some random girl pretending to be his daughter.

Fuyumi: Silence or I shall unleash my awesome power because I'm so amazing like that!

Yusuke: -whispers to Hiei- Is it just me or does she act a lot like Koenma?

Hiei: -nods in agreement-

Fuyumi: Anyways, yeah, this was super-funny. I'm gonna read the rest right now!

Peace out,

-Fuyumi Togashi

I didn't look at the requirements for the reviews but, IT WAS FREAKIN" HILARIOUS! OMG, that was a great idea! Hiei's, Jin's, and Kurama's I think were the funniest. Like I said, I don't know what you're looking for in the reviews but, pretty please continue!
*~*Anna*~*

Interesting, I never thought about something like this before. You kept the charecter in good order and it was an amusing read.