Oh. My. God. How hilariously twisted. I would question your sanity, but, then again, I must remind myself that I wrote a slash fic involving Edward II of England having marital relations with an autobus... so that would be extremely hypocritical.

All I can say is this: LOL.

Ugh... Kreacher having children with ANYONE scares me. Haha. Dobby/sock. LMAO. If you want another HP chara/inanimate object read my fic "Harry Potter & The Autobus," which also has a sequel. If you dare. It's just as messed up.

Disturbing... I like it.

OMG OMG OMG! No... Didn't want to KNOW MAN... Thats like Charlie with the talk in the car...

T.M.I.! To much information!

But still... That was ** funny...

You are the best writer.

"Dobby made sweet,sweet love to Harrys' sock!" argh the visuals! very funny :)

houself spawn...eww. houself spawn with fetal alcohol syndrome...double eww. eagerly awaiting update!

This was totally screwed up. :D

May I just be the first to say...ew!