That was deffinantly uneak and intresting XD! (sorry for the poor grammer :c ) I leik it~ (but that was on pupose)

XD God I love this story! you're the best!

Milk from a perverted colonel huh?
XD That was awesome!
But now I won't see that movie the same way ever xD

awe its kinda cute!

This was really good :3 My only dislike is the lack of graphic sex scenes. If you need advice of more graphic sex scenes, I'm the 'Sex scene' Guru ;P hehe Great story otherwise, Ed realy does hate milk XD

lol, nice story; u should be happy about it; not disgusted :D

^^ Funny story but a bit rushed.

so Kawii i love it

haha funny ^__^

great but can you email me with what taisa means i'd really appreciate it my emails

“Hmm…well, the milk that comes from a cow tastes like crap, the milk that comes from a human tastes like crap…” At Roy’s skeptical look, he finally added, “However, milk that comes from a perverted colonel suits me just fine.”
X3

Ah, lemon-flavored milk, my favorite kind.

Oh, and its Greg Focker.

Heheh, Roy really is a sick bastard...XD
And please do the sequel, wanna read it!!

To be honest, your lemon pretty much sucks. You need to get into it more when you're writing, make it flow, describe every second of the sex in perverted detail.

That was the most entertainment I've had all day (and that's saying a lot!!)