This was really good :3 My only dislike is the lack of graphic sex scenes. If you need advice of more graphic sex scenes, I'm the 'Sex scene' Guru ;P hehe Great story otherwise, Ed realy does hate milk XD

lol, nice story; u should be happy about it; not disgusted :D

^^ Funny story but a bit rushed.

so Kawii i love it

haha funny ^__^

great but can you email me with what taisa means i'd really appreciate it my emails

“Hmm…well, the milk that comes from a cow tastes like crap, the milk that comes from a human tastes like crap…” At Roy’s skeptical look, he finally added, “However, milk that comes from a perverted colonel suits me just fine.”
X3

Ah, lemon-flavored milk, my favorite kind.

Oh, and its Greg Focker.

Heheh, Roy really is a sick bastard...XD
And please do the sequel, wanna read it!!

To be honest, your lemon pretty much sucks. You need to get into it more when you're writing, make it flow, describe every second of the sex in perverted detail.

That was the most entertainment I've had all day (and that's saying a lot!!)

That was artistry

ahaha funny **

xD Nice Katie...Nice. -snickers-
I need to read more RoyxEd fics, don't I? Might come in useful later. xD
By the way...the side of my face is still numb. I have reason to believe you were using the auto-mail arm. >>
-Jill

ok i found the movie thing a bit odd but hey if it truns you then so be it. over all the story was pretty good. write some more. you should go for a sad/love story next time.