Oh man, this has got to be one of the greatest parodies I've ever read! It's too bad you didn't finish it.

Mellon it's Mellon! read the book! AH

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW.

(I think it's 'mel-on', not lemmon.)
(Ring BEARER, honey)
And... something else, but it's so damn funny that I don't really care.

Okay, never mind, I don't want to be Arwen, she scares me (well she always has... I'm just in love with Seto. xP).

Elron should still have been Weevil or something though.

WOW.

NO.

EFFIN.

COMMENT.

DUDE.

Sweetie, the Nazgul are their giant dragon-esque rides... they are the 9 Kings of Men that the original poem talks of...

You should make Sauron Mokuba! That would be funny!

And Saurman should be... Serenity.

And Elron and Galadrial MUST be Rex and Weevil.

Hey, can I be Arwen so I get to make out with Seto? That would rule.

AHAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT! OH IT'S SO RANDOM, I LOVE IT!

Here's some help (if you need ANY, and I mean ANY help with LOTR, come to me -- I'm an expert):

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to blind them, one ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie."

The inn is the PRANCING PONY,
LSD = the best (haha)
and... well, this is pretty damn funny as it is so no more of that!

yay update!

I love it please update as soon as you can.

Totaly awsome!
love it!
go marik!
'speacialy sexy seto, chu go baby!
yay!!
awsome!

YAY!
SEXY, SEXY, SEXY SETO!
yugi's a ** alright...
anyways once again this is an awsome fanfic!
keep it going!

Yay Marik!
Kill yugi and da pharaoh!
he he he!
I like Marik and Bakura too...
Yay sexy dudes!

is seto going to be nice?
i don't think seto can be nice... he should be evil... but still hot...
anyways... sounds cool!

I LOVED THIS CHAPTER! It was so funny!! Keep it up! *cracks up laughing hystetrically*