I'm turning this into a flash animation, just so you know

What's awesome is that it's good writing... Wish I had the drugs required to piece it together.

LMAO This was awesome. You've been linked on 4chan... Congrats? :P

Wow. I can't believe someone actually wrote this, much less dared to submit it for public viewing.

I can't decide whether you're an incredibly talented troll, an extremely disturbed individual, or both. Just...wow.

amazing, truly epic. this is this generation's illiad. you have more talent than homer and mark twain combined. i applaud you sir.

This is quite possibly the worst and best fanfiction I have ever read in my life. I found a link to it on Gaia in a thread called "The Worst FanFiction You've Ever Read". You should be proud.

This is possibly the first great work of interpretive surrealist art to grace the twenty-first century. This story excellently conjures up the self-loathing and lonely flavors reminiscent of Edward Gorey's works, melted and bent in a Dali-esque manner around the reader's virgin mindscape.

Surely nothing short of a Nobel Prize for Literature is deserved by the author of this magnificent work.

One word: Wow.

I feel honored to have read this.. though I feel something akin to sympathy for whoever taught you to write in this.. err.. way. They must truly have lost their marbles long before marbles were even invented.

Meh. Needless to say, the manic butchering of every moral ideal in existance with a side dish of twisted humor certainly gave my brain something to hum about.

Update plox?

Can you please update
This story is our life

Why is it epic?

ANOTHER CHAPTER!?
F
*faps* AH YEAH!

another chapter I think I just came

OH HOLY SHIT THERE'S ANOTHER CHAPTER!1oneone11! @O@

...I came.

If Shakespeare wrote his sonnets listening to early Pink Floyd while stoned out of his gourd on kush and supping on gold caps soaked in mescaline juice, he could not have done half as well as you. Bravo, dear author, bravo!

I don't know if this is brilliant or just a bunch of convoluted nonsense. ...I'm gonna go with brilliant.