A great story. Very funny.

I didn't know you'd written a new one, jerkstore. Now thanks to you I can't think of Bonnie Hunt the same ever again.

My former roommate and my boyfriend both got me kind of into the whole Bruce Campbell thing. "Army of Darkness" cracks me up, and I love Ash! And perhaps it's my major Buffy obsession, but I was always hoping Bruce Campbell would play Xander's Uncle Rory because I think those two look quite a bit similar. I can tell this is going to be entertaining. Please update soon. :)

I LOVE ILLYRIA!!

This is very interesting, but I have no idea who Ash is. I like Illyria's reaction to him, though. It's consistent with her personality (or lack thereof?).