It... has been ages since I've been on my account to read the shit that is fan fiction - with the exception of some stories, including this wonderful crack-induced one (and I'm not complaining that it literally IS crack stashed in the fine print that makes up the words of the story.) I was debating whether or not I should read a chapter and piss my pants - an hour after I woke up - but I went ahead and read it and dear God:

"Notes: To the awesome Muffinizer and Color Me Red."

That. Made my ..morning.

You do not know how joyous I was when I saw that someone dedicated a bloody chapter to me. I must sound like a brat - well, I am, in a way; most 14 year olds are, aren't they? - when I say that I almost "squealed in delight" (I'm beginning to hate that phrase) but, sadly, it does actually apply to me. Uh. Thank you! Really. I think during my DN Angel phase, I often thought about DarkSatoshi. I'm enjoying it. Greatly.

And I must say.

I'm going to go blow up some milk now, be right back.

...

If only Dark was a blond.

-Muffinizer

I can't believe I haven't reviewed in so long! I missed you, my little white review box!

Chaos You're out of your fucking mind.

Penguin We swtiched, having decided that -

Chaos I was far more chaotic than this little twit. So I, penguin, the cocaine-snorting sex addict, have become Chaos. Liberating, dahling.

Penguin Shut up.

Chaos. Oh, you know you love me.

Penguin You blew up my -

Chaos Regardless of what I have or have not set on fire, the story was good.

Penguin We've missed the updates. We've missed you!

Chaos God, shut up!

Penguin sniffle Don't you love me anymore?

Chaos Not really.

" They've gotten crazier. Me too. I love the idea of Dark wielding a fire extinguisher - could you imagine if he'd eaten some of our sugar cookies and decided to go homicidal?

By the way, I have a new name - Chassant. I PM'ed you on it. xD.

:O Wow.. this story has turned to crack and that's not a bad thing since it's managed to amuse me into hysterical giggling fits. Why don't you like anime not so much anymore? :O oh well... XD self-insertions are weird.

This is the only self insert thing that I'm gonna say "Ogm lol" to. Because this was actually amusing, and ya didn't try to steal Dark away from Krad. Right.

"You made me dildo Krad!"

"Exactly"

"But I don't *want* to dildo Krad." Denial.

... Doujinshi? -creepy smile kicks in- Mind if I have a few? -smile stretches from ear to ear-

Hee. Heehee. ... :]

-Muffinizer weko!

... -breathes heavily- -chokes- -dies of laughter-

“He was fucking dildoing me, damnit! What normal dildo wouldn’t be turned on by it?.!”

That was total win. First my face turned absolutely red, and then I cracked. Like literally, all out laughed my ass off. Oh dear God. I really don't wanna know what they're talking about. XD

Really funny though. You should write more of these. :]

-Muffinizer is going to claim Guy Cecil as her own. Just you watch.

... -gapes- WHAT?

So why the tampon was Satoshi of all people wearing a tampon with the initials ‘S & F’ engraved on it?.!

Kay so first, I think I got the "tampon" thingy as "hell", but "wearing a tampon" totally knocked me off. XD Was it "wearing a ring"? ... What's S & F? o3o

-Muffinizer is going to claim Guy Cecil as her own. Just you watch.

... Durr. ... Umm. Pants? XD

Dude, I gotta play that game one day at my school or somefin. It'll drive everyone nuts... Part of the chapter really DID sound .. "bad." I was so lost though. Uhh...

Pants up... Pantsing? I pants you? EH? @_@

-Muffinizer is going to claim Guy Cecil as her own. Just you watch.

xDD Oh dear God... xDD I love that game. HAHA!

I'm not sure what the hell was going on here, but part of it sounds very, very wrong. O_O

Not as good. You're right, the wordier ones are better.

*choking on her laughter*

Cheese, how long was it since you updated? Umm... Too long.

Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY. -kicks and pulls at your hair- Meh birfday giff t0 ch00. :]

That was really random. Yay for crack! But I loved:

"You're a bastard."

"Love you too, hun." Lemme guess. Did Dark say that? XD Hope to see more from you :3

Happy birthday. Again. [Cheese, you're getting old. ... I-I mean, no, you're still young!]

[... not really.]

-gets hit with a shoe-

Ouchies.

-Muffinizer, ima wa step by step

...I have no idea what the heck was going on there. xD

Whoa, powerful. I think your writing has definitely matured since the beginning to the end of this. Bravo!

I love it when Dark suffers. Poor thing, why is he dying?