'She heard a gunshot in the distance and a voice cry, “MOTHER!”, but she was too drunk to complain about Bambi being in her story and stumbled on.'

Ohmygawd, this is pure genius!! xD

This is so hilarious ^_^

"she came upon a dirty old love shack. She trespassed and decided that she needed to spruce things up. She thought everything looked too tacky and called in Trading Spaces. Within hours, the love shack was transformed into Hildie’s new monstrosity of lilacs. She went upstairs and fell asleep in one of the seven extra king sized beds that the Trading Spaces crew had made from scratch."
OMG! Just wonderfull, guys there are no bad days with your storys around!
~Asahi~

LOL,LOL,LOL! whatc an i say? too funny!

OH GEEZ!

I've neva seen it that way before!

Yur even worse than I am, chick!

That thing at the end was so random.

lol!

You ought to try this with more disney movies!

hehe

That'd really be funny.

Though, this one certainly takes the cake.

Have fun writing your own way, even if it is a 'little' bit twisted.

Whatever goes on in that head of yours!

hehe

Lata